噢 妈的 Oh, shit.
等等 你按喇叭给谁听呢 伙计 Wait. Who you beeping at, dawg?
按喇叭给谁听呢 孙子 Who you beeping at, son?
噢 嘿 Oh, man.
等等 缺了俩肾 人能活着么 Wait, can you live with no kidneys?
我觉得可以 I think you can.
不 伙计 我可不觉得 Nah, man, I don't think that's true.
我认为至少得有一个 I think you need at least one.
-我去 -所以才会有肾透析这种东西啊 不是吗 - Shit. - That's what dialysis is for, though, right?
是的 但是她不想靠着那玩意儿 Yeah, man,but she doesn't want to live
活着 depending on that shit.
-你知道的 就像...... -是啊 - You know, like... - Yeah.
她不停地在小便 她都快不能走路了 She keeps pissing herself, she can't barely walk,
不久前 她甚至都认不出卡门了 not long ago, she couldn't even recognize Carmen.
他妈的她自己的女儿 Her own fucking daughter.
哇喔 等等 她是卡门的妈妈 Whoa, wait,this is Carmen's mom?
是啊 你他妈怎么回事 Yeah, what the fuck were you talking about?
不是 我以为是她奶奶 Nah, I thought it was her grandma.
才不是呢 Exactly!
她没那么老 伙计 She's not that old, man.
-妈的 -但是...... - Shit. - But...
年纪至少已经大到可以自己作出决定了 old enough to make her own decisions, you know?
该死 卡门是不是很难受啊 可真糟糕 Shit, is Carmen losing it? That's fucked up.
她肯定难受啊 She's broken, for sure,
但是我觉得她妈有权利决定 but I'm like "Baby, your mom has the right to decide...
做她想做的事 你说呢 to do what she wants," you know?
我想说 不管是否接受治疗 To be treated or not. I mean...
没人愿意把最后的日子都困在 Nobody wants to spend their last days locked
医院里或…… in some hospital or...
如果她不想做透析 You know, if she doesn't want to go through dialysis
那她就不是一定得做啊 then she shouldn't have to do it.
是啊 我知道 但是如果她再活10年呢 Yeah, I know, but what if she lives like 10 more years?
你知道的 然后她的孩子就得照顾她 You know? And then her kids gotta take care of her,
就像这样 再过10年 like that,for like 10 more years,
那他们的压力都会很大 and they're super stressed out,
那卡门的压力越来越大 and Carmen gets more and more stressed out,
然后也会让你感到压力很大 and that makes you stressed out.
你懂我的意思吧 You know what I mean?
嗯 我再也不能忍受这该死的事情了 老兄 Yeah, I can't take no more of this shit either, man.
-这整件事就很让人蛋疼 -老兄 这真是...... - This entire fucking... - Man, this is so...
-……家人的压力很大 -嗯 - ...family's stressed out. - Yeah.
人人都变得神经质了 Everybody's psycho.
她每天想着自己的老妈 生怕哪天突然就挂了 All she thinks about is her mom,like, kicking the bucket.
-是 -你知道吗 两个月里我们都还没做过爱 - Yeah. - You know, we haven't had sex
我的蛋蛋都快要爆炸了 in like two months,my nuts are about to explode.
他妈的真是要疯了 Fucking crazy.
-噢 等等 等等 -喔噢 - Oh, wait, wait, wait. - Uh-oh.
-唷 我们可以放手了 -我们可以不用推了 宝贝 - Yo, we low key. - We got roll, baby.
我们可以不用推了 We got roll.
好了 你打方向盘得用点力 Right, you're gonna have to steer hard.
好 Right.
希望她家人现在能说服她吧 Well, hopefully the family can convince her now, right?
妈的 我看没那么简单 Shit,good luck with that.
她和卡门一样固执 She's just as stubborn as Carmen.
哟 她正向我们走来 Yo, she's coming towards us.
嘿 Hey!
啊噢 她来了 Uh-oh, here she comes.
-嗨 -嗨 你好吗 - Hi! - Hi, how are you?
发生了什么 没油了吗 What happened? Did you run out of gas?
是的 女士 我信任的副驾驶他认为 Yes, ma'am, my trusted co-pilot here thought
我们可以靠那点汽油开到现在 这不 we'd make it by now,but he got a little
-被自己坑了 -我的错 - turned around in the process. - It's my fault.
我丈夫把车开走了 我也帮不到你们了 很抱歉 My husband has the car or I'd help you, I'm so sorry.
噢 没关系的 Oh, it's fine.
没关系的 我们的朋友快来了 他们就住在附近 It's okay, our friends are coming, they live nearby.
-他们马上就到 -你们要去...... - They're gonna be here any minute. - Where are you...
-你们要去哪里 -呃 Peekamoose 300号那里 - Where are you going? - Uh, 300 Peekamoose.
噢 那就在这条路上 Oh, that's just down the road.
-是的 我知道 -那是两个蓝色的房子 - Yeah, I know. - It's the two blue houses,
-并排着的两栋房子 -确实是 - side by side. Yeah. - Exactly.
你是要去看那阿根廷人吗 You're visiting the Argentinean fellow?
-尼科 -就是尼科 - Nico. - Nico, that's it.
-他人非常好 -非常热心 - Very nice! - Sweetheart.
是啊 很好的一个人 Yeah, wonderful guy.
我还没有机会见过他 I hadn't had the chance to meet him yet.
-啊 好 -所以 我们来看看他是怎样的一个人 - Ah, good. - So yeah, we'll see how that goes.
是啊 当然 当然 Yeah sure, sure.
你是从哪里来的 So where are you coming from?
-哦 就在城市里 -纽约市吗 - Oh, just in the city. - New York City?
-是的 女士 嗯 -很好 很好 - Yes, ma'am. - Yeah, good, good.
-是的 -不是太远 - Yeah. - Not too far.
-是啊 -就只来一个周末而已吗 - Yeah. - Just up for a weekend.
-对对 是的 -好 我叫西尔维亚 - Right, right, right. - Good, I'm Silvia.
-噢 我叫泰勒 -啊 幸会 - Oh, Tyler! - Ah, pleasure!
-幸会幸会 -嗯 幸会 - Pleasure to meet you. - Yeah, pleasure.
好吧 如果你的朋友爽约了 Well,if your friends bail on you,
我就住在拐角处那里 I live right around the corner.
-房子有很多空位呢 -好的 谢谢你 - Tons of room. - All right, thank you!
-好的 祝你好运 -好 非常感谢你 - Well, good luck to you. - All right, thank you so much.
很高兴认识你 Good to meet you.
-我也很高兴见到你 -好的 - Nice to meet you too. - All right.
-呃 你叫什么名字 -强尼 - Yeah, and your name? - John.
强尼 John, John.
-祝你们过得愉快 -谢谢你 - Have a great time, guys. - Thank you so much.
-好好享受 -好的 我们会的 - Enjoy. - All right, we will.
好的 Okay.
愚蠢幼稚 Stupid!
我希望你的朋友们能来 I hope your friends show up!
-是 -好的 - Yeah. - All right!
他们应该马上就到了 They should be here any second.
他们在哪里 Where are they?
我也不知道他们在哪里 他们应该来了 I don't know where they are. They should be here.
国家公园管理局刚刚发布了照片 Photographs have just been released by the National Park Service.
你还记得关于就职典礼的争论吗 You remember the dispute about the inaugural crowds.
特朗普总统声称…… President Trump claimed...
它是最大的…… that it was one of the biggest...
哦 嗬 Oh-ho-ho!
哟 皮特 Yo, Pete,
你他妈坐下来吧 伙计 sit the fuck down, man!
可爱的人儿 Pretty babies.
都是可爱的人啊 All the pretty babies.
噢 天哪 Oh, my God.
噢 他终于来了 Oh, here he comes.
终于来了 就是这样 Here we come. Here we come.
他们绕了一圈 They go around one,
-然后又绕了两圈 -怎么了 - and then they go around two. - What's goin' on?
发生了什么 What's happening?
大伙 给我让条道 Everybody, clear a way!
-啊 今天是你的生日 -伙计 下来 -Ah! It's your birthday. -Man, get off me.
-你好吗 -尼科 - How you doing? - Nico.
-泰勒 -很高兴见到你 - Tyler. - Nice to meet you.
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 Thank you,thank you, thank you.
-生日快乐 -你好吗 伙计 - Happy birthday. - How you doing, man?
我很好 我是罗迪 I'm good. I'm Roddy.
好 我是泰勒 All right, Tyler.
-很高兴见到你 -很高兴见到你 - Good to meet you. - Good to see you.
-麦克斯 这是泰勒 -好 泰雷尔 很高兴见到你 哥们 - Max, this is Tyler. - Good, Tyrel, nice to meet you, man.
噢 是泰勒 但是...... Oh, it's actually Tyler,but...
-噢 对不起 老兄 -没关系 没事 - Oh. Sorry, man. - No, it's good. It's good.
-麦克斯 你这个白痴 -什么 - Max, you idiot. - What?
罗迪 天啊 很高兴见到你 伙计 Roddy. Oh my God. Good to see you, man.
-很高兴见到你们 -我们上车吧 - Good to see you. - Let's get on the car.
好的 上车吧 泰勒 你那车 Yeah, let's do it. Tyler, can you get
还能不能开 uh... the thingy on?
是的 当然可以 肯定的 Yeah, for sure,for sure, for sure.
-你他妈的怎么样啊 -我很好 伙计 - How the fuck you doing? - I'm good, man.
-我很好 你看起来不错 -很高兴见到你 - I'm good. Damn, you look good. - Good to see you.
很高兴终于见到你了 Good to finally meet you.
我们在餐厅见过面的 对吧 We met at the restaurant, right?
-嗯 我想是的 -是的 我们以前见过 - Yeah, I think so. - Yeah, we met before.
在奇沃吗 你们在奇沃见过面吗 At Chivo's? So you met at Chivo's?
他还说什么 很高兴见到我 What's he talking about,good to meet me?
啥意思 What's that shit?
他不记得我了吗 He don't remember me?
-我不知道 伙计 -你弄好了吗 - I don't know, dude. - You got it?
嘿 你不记得我了吗 Hey. You don't...you don't remember me?
皮特 打住 Pete, stop.
-不不 我不 -这张脸 - No, no I don't. - This face?
我当时没戴这顶帽子 我道歉 I wasn't wearing the hat,I apologize.
-不 对不起 老兄 我不记得 -混蛋 - No, I'm sorry, man. I don't. - Motherfucker.
你能把它摇一摇吗 摇一下车子 Can you shake it a little bit? Shake the car.
可以 车子怎么了 Yeah. What's wrong with the car?
-这是你的车吗 -是的 是的 - Is this your car? - Yeah, yeah.
所以你是真的不记得我了 是吧 So you really don't remember me, huh?
在奇沃那里 Over at Chivo's?
伙计 你在跟我开玩笑吗 就让它过去吧 Dude, you kidding me with this? Let it go.
-不 -你弄错了 - No. - You got it wrong.
首先 是"奇罗"不是"奇沃" First of all,it was Chilo's.
妈的混蛋 我告诉过你……我在电话里跟你说过 Motherfucker, and I told you...I told you on the phone.
桃核 桃核是我们的新地盘 Peach Pit, Peach Pit is our new place.
这是一个新的地方 新的地点 你知道吗 It's a new place, new location,you know?
是的 桃核 Yeah. Peach Pit.
不 它其实应该叫桃籽 Nah,it's actually Peach Pip.
你知道他有多爱我吗 You see how much he loves me?
桃核 你的名字是桃子 Peach Pit,Your name's Peach, huh?
-是桃子 你个小子 -桃子 - Peach, motherfucker. - Peach.
是的 就像水果一样 Yeah, like the fruit.
我祖母的名字就是桃子 My grandmother's name was Peaches
-她 呃 -噢 是吗 - and she, um... - Oh, yeah?
是 她 她把所有的食谱都留给了我 Yeah, and she... she gave me all the recipes.
你知道吗 这其实是我们那个地方的 You know? So it's kind of like a play
一种独特说法 嗯 on words what we did there, yeah.
-噢 挺酷 -是的 - Oh. That's cool. - Yeah,
一切都很棒 things are going pretty good.
是一种我们自己的南方美食 但是...... It's like our own spin on Southern cuisine, but...
人们真的很喜欢我们那著名的肉菜 People, like, really love our famous meats.
我们熏了大概15个小时的肉 We smoke our meats for like 15 hours.
-不会吧 -是的 - No shit. - Mm- hmm.
-这也是一种有费边特色的食谱 -不过 - It's a recipe for Fabian, too. - Still.
我去 Fuck me, man.
真的假的 伙计 熏了15个小时的肉 No shit, dude, like that 15- hour smoked.
我什么时候能尝尝 哈 So when can I get a taste, huh?
嘿 什么时候都可以 伙计 我建议你去吃 Hey, whenever you ready, man. I suggest you come down
体验一下不一样的生活 and get your life changed,you know?
很抱歉 老兄 我没有什么别的意思 I'm sorry man, I didn't mean nothing.
我还以为我是在奇 奇罗遇见你的 对 奇罗 I thought I met you over there at the Chi... Chilo's. Chilo's.
-不是啊 -对不起 老兄 - No, man. - I'm sorry, man.
-呃 实际上 -你看起来很眼熟 - Well, actually... - You look familiar.
所以 你是怎么被拉到这里的 So, how'd you get roped into this shit?
呃 我们有 我女朋友有一些 一些家事要处理 Well, we had... my girl has some... some family driving
-在雪城那边 -嗯 - from Syracuse. - Uh-huh?
我的房子现在挤满了人 My house is, like,full of people right now.
我甚至没法睡在自己公寓里的床上 所以…… I don't even have a bed to sleep in in my own apartment, so...
-我真的很感谢你邀请我 -不必 哥们 - I really appreciate you having me. - No, man.
强尼的朋友就是我的朋友 A friend of Johnny's is a friend of mine.
弄明白了吗 好的 Figure it out? All right.
他妈的 Fuck.
嘿 麦克斯 你能把狗放下来吗 Hey, Max,can you get the dog?
好的 我来 Yeah, I got the dog.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, man.
我比你们更喜欢狗 I like the dog better than you guys.
看看那个白色的宝贝 Look at the white baby!
这是我的充气女友 This is my inflatable girlfriend.
-你们大伙看到这个了吗 -尼科 你为什么会有这个 - You guys seen this? - Nico, why do you have this?
我在阁楼上找到的 好吗 I got it,I found it in the attic, okay?
-你找到的 它本来就在吗 -是的 - You found it, it was here? - Yeah.
-家里有这玩意 真的假的 -是的 - This was here? Just like that? - Yeah.
太他妈的大了 It's so fucking big.
但我不知道 我想它应该有个洞什么的 But I don't know, I think it has a hole or something.
-让我试试 -噢 天哪 - Let me try it out. - Oh, my God.
我再试一遍 看看 I'm gonna try that again. Check it out.
好的 我要把它绑在这里 Yeah, I'm going to tie him up over here.
嘿 你能…… Hey, can you, uh...
-你能带他们看看房子吗 -好的 - can you show them the rooms? - Yeah.
嘿 脱掉你的鞋子 Hey, take off your shoes!
-好的好的 -把它们脱下来 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Take them off.
-这是尼科的房子 -哦 哇 - This is Nico's room. - Oh, wow!
-他把地板漆白了 -我知道 - He painted the floors white. - I know,
-不过他其实很讨厌漆白 -看起来很好 - he hates it, though. - Looks really good.
-它很快就会变得很脏 -对对对 - It gets dirty too fast. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
不过 这是尼娜的主意 她喜欢一切白色的东西 It was Nina's idea, though. She likes everything white.
我和尼科一起睡 所以呃…… And I'll be sleeping with him, so, uh...
这有一个充气床垫 你们随便谁把它充上气 there's this blow up mattress. One of you guys can blow that up.
哦 我们不共用一张床吗 Aw, we're not sharing a bed?
-宝贝 这次不是 -不 - Baby, not this time. - No!
-我知道 -不 - I know! - No!
然后这里 这是麦克斯的房间 And then over here,this is Max's room,
-但他打呼噜真他妈吵 -没错 - but he snores like a motherfucker. - Right.
我不知道这间是谁的房间 但就拿去用吧 And I don't know whose room this is, but just take it.
-好的 -然后看看会不会有谁... - Okay. - And find out if someone,
-你知道的...... -所以 我们是共用一张床吗 - you know... - So... are we sharing a bed?
我才不会共用一张床的 I'm not sharing a bed! Mm-mm.
你说你不跟别人共用一张床是什么意思 What do you mean you're not sharing a bed?
反正至少不和直男一起睡 Not with any straight dudes,anyway.
怎么了我们 What's wrong with us?
对于和我一起睡的男人 我的标准是 The only man I'm going to sleep with is one I can
-我能把他搂在怀里… -我会用双臂抱住你 - put my arms around... - I'd put my arms around you.
然后从后门上 ...and hump from behind.
-我会从你后面来 -反正 - I'd come from behind you. - Not a straight man
我不和直男睡 滚 is exactly what I'm saying. Back off!
也许我还可以稍微安分一点 Maybe I'll wiggle a little less.
Wifi是Netgear45 密码在—— The thingy is Netgear45 and the password's on the --
在冰箱上…… in the...on the fridge.
-在冰箱上 -谢谢 - On top of the fridge. - Thank you.
是的 老兄 她的头发基本上都没了 Yeah, dude. So basically, her hair is gone.
-也不是 完全没有了 -正在一点点地掉 - She's, it's not, like completely gone... - It's falling off
-成团地掉 -它慢慢地掉下来 - in clumps. - It's falling off slowly.
-她的头发没了吗 -但是听听这个 听听这个 - She's losing her hair? - But get this. Get this.
-为什么 -告诉他 告诉他为什么 - Why? - Tell him, tell him why.
斯特拉这女人 So Stella is this woman who is fucking
会和她认识的每个已婚男人厮混 every single married guy that she knows.
她一直在破坏每一个家庭 She's been breaking every single home.
所以正因为如此 她才掉头发 And because of that,she's losing her hair?
她有凶眼 She's got the evil eye,
是凶眼在让她掉发 and the evil eye is making her lose her hair.
什么是凶眼 什么是凶眼啊 What is evil eye? What is evil eye?
-就是一种诅咒 -有人诅咒她了 - It's like a curse. - Someone cursed her?
弗朗西斯卡 她和弗朗西斯卡的丈夫上了床 So, Francesca... so she fucked Francesca's husband...
麦克斯 你在做热酒吗 Max, are you making hot toddies?
香甜热酒 Hottest toddies!
你又上Facebook了吗 混蛋 Are you on Facebook again, motherfucker?
我不得不给些朋友点点赞 I had to "like" some shit.
好吧 但你和斯特拉也有过关系吗 Right, but you fucked Stella too?
-嗯 -你也上过斯特拉吗 - Hmm? - You fucked Stella?
-不 她只和已婚男人有这种关系 -不要撒谎 - Nah, she only has this thing with married men. - Don't lie.
-我才刚来这 -不 那不是真的 - I just came here. - No, that's not true,
她会和每个男人上床 她通吃 she'd fuck anybody. She'd fuck him.
我乐意 能给我她的电话号码吗 I'm down. Can I get her number, man?
你现在乐意了……甜酒 You're down now...Toddy!
你一杯 你一杯 还有你一杯 You get a toddy, you get a toddy, and you get a toddy.
我就像个甜酒大会主持人一样 I'm like the fucking Oprah of toddies over here, right?
-麦克斯 你真有意思 -这些都很有名 - Maxine, you're a doll. - These are famous.
-噢 是的 -嗯 - Oh, yeah. - Mmm.
嗯 Mm!
不要烫到自己 Don't burn yourself.
现在才告诉我真他妈好啊 This is a fine fucking time to tell me.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
不是的 我在开玩笑 老兄 我在开玩笑 No. I'm joking, man. I'm joking.
你知道的 就好比有人在绊倒之后你才刻意说 “小心” You know, like, when people trip and you're like, "Watch out!"
那种 懂我意思吗 like, after the fact, like?
好吧 Okay.
-这是真的 -我会记住的 - It's true. - I'll remember that.
你还好吗 You good?
不过 为什么要叫甜酒这名字 Why Toddy, though?
谁是托迪(甜酒的发音) 为什么 Who even is Toddy? Like, why?
好像是某个爱尔兰死基佬吧 查一查就知道了 It's like some Irish faggot. Just look it up,
-或者类似的东西 -嘿 嘿 - or something like that. - Hey! Hey!
-说什么 -谁说的"死基佬" - What? - Who said faggot?
老兄 我不是故意这么说的 Dude, I didn't mean it in, like, a derogatory sense.
那么 罗迪 "死基佬"这个词的词源是什么 So, Roddy, what's the etymology of the word faggot?
-那到底是什么意思 -你知道吗 你当我没说过好吧 - What does it mean, exactly? - You know what? That's not your question.
把乳液擦在皮肤上 "It rubs the lotion on the skin,
否则它就会再次软下来 or else it gets the hose again."
该死的 伙计 那真是他妈的不礼貌 Shit, man,that's so fucking ignorant.
-中国人 中国人 -太简单了 是的 中国人 - Chinese, Chinese... - So easy. Yes! Chinese!
你们都是混蛋 你们知道吗 You guys are assholes,you know that?
-很明显 -是啊 - Clearly. - Yeah!
到我了 给我来 Let me go, let me go! I'll go, I'll go!
去你的 Fuck you.
-嗯 也去你的 -上吧 麦克斯 上吧 - Yeah, fuck you too, motherfucker. - Go Max, go.
好吧 好吧 来吧 All right, all right,c'mon.
-好吧 好吧 -是什么 - Okay, all right. - What?
呃… Um...
把乳液擦在皮肤上 "It puts the lotion on its skin,
否则它就会再次软下来 or else it gets the hose again."
-不是 -一个死人 - Nope. - A dead person.
-不是 -我想...... - Nope. - I want ano...
没有人听得出来 哪里人都不像 Nobody knows what that is,that doesn't mean anything.
-好吧 好吧 -不是加拿大人吗 - All right, all right. - It wasn't Canadian?
-猜不出来了 -是印度人啦 - It's dead in the water. - It was Indian.
是印度人 It was Indian.
如果你们还想知道的话 是印度人 For your information,in case you wanted to know.
-谁是下一个 -我吗 - Who's next? - Me?
是的 Yeah, you John.
好的 All right.
噢 Oh.
是什么 What?
把……乳液擦在身上 "It rubs...it rubs lotion on its skin
-否则就会...... -比约克 - or else it gets..." - Bjork!
-是啊 -学的很像 - Yeah! - That Bjork was so good.
是吧 All right.
-还不错 -太棒了 - Not bad. - That was so good!
兄弟 都不知道你这么会模仿 Bro, I didn't know you could act!
你很棒 伙计 Yeah, you're good, man.
-好吧 好吧 -谢谢 伙计们 - A'ight, a'ight. - Thanks, guys.
-好了 到泰了 -不 伙计 - All right, Ty. - No, man.
-哟 你就拿吧 -我不玩 伙计 - Yo, just go. - I'm good, man.
-来吧 伙计 -你知道的 我不太会玩 - Come on, man. - You know, it's not me.
我也很差啊 伙计 没事的 拿吧 I was terrible, man. It'll be fine, go.
唷 我也不喜欢游戏 我明白的 Yo, I don't like games either,I get it.
-罗迪 闭嘴 -不要拿 - Roddy, shut the fuck up! - Don't do it.
你不需要拿的 You don't have to do it.
-他没必要这么做的 -噢 天哪 - He doesn't have to do it. - Oh, my goodness.
好吧 Okay.
-太蠢啦 -你行的 - This is so stupid. - You got it.
呃…... Um...
把乳液擦在身上 "It rubs the lotion on its skin,
-否则就会--- -皮特： 英国人 - or else it gets the ho-- " - Pete: British!
对了对了 Boom! Boom!
就知道 There you go!
-是英国人 -我懂你 - It's British! - I hear you.
这还好 It was all right. Okay.
好吧 罗迪 你一定要试试 伙计 All right, Roddy,you've gotta try it, man.
你一定得要试试 You've gotta try it.
我们都讨厌游戏 你也来才公平 Both of us hate games,it's only right.
好了 这个就有点不礼貌了 Okay,now this is ignorant.
好吗 All right?
把乳液擦在身上 否则它会再次软下来 "It rubs the lotion on its skin,or else it gets the hose again."
-美国口音 -那是什么 同性恋口音吗 - American accent. - What's that, a gay accent?
是啊 但那是你自己 对吧 Yeah. No, but that was yourself though, right?
黑人口音 Black accent.
这是什么意思呢 What does that even mean?
-你知道我的意思 好吧 -你写的这个 - You know what I mean, come on. - You wrote this?
你必须要写得比这更具体点 You have to be more specific than that.
你在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
好吧 好吧 我的错 我的错 All right, all right,my bad. My bad.
应该写什么 Like a...Like an old black lady
从新奥尔良之类的地方来的老黑女人 行吗 from, like, New Orleans or something, you know?
-嗯 不 -不 你是什么意思 - Mm, nuh-uh, no. - No? What do you mean, no?
-真有这么一回事 -我不知道 - It's a thing. - I don't know.
-真的有这种口音的 -我不玩了 - It's a valid accent. - I'm done.
对不起 Sorry.
嘿 不是吧 来吧 来吧 Hey! Come on, come on, come on.
我不知道 请原谅他们 这太愚蠢了 I don't know.Pardon the... This is stupid.
-这太愚蠢了 -不 罗迪 来吧 - It's stupid. - No, Roddy, come on.
就当做新奥尔良的黑人老妇来应付吧 Just do the old black lady from New Orleans.
-他同意了 -很好 - He approves. - It's cool.
你知道 不是那样的 只是 我不擅长表演 You know, it's not that. It's just, I don't act.
-好吗 -来吧 罗迪 - Okay? - Come on, Roddy.
哟 泰 你给他展示一下 Yo, son, Ty,you show him how to do it.
-呦 你咋地 -耶 小老弟 (模仿黑人说话) - Yo! Wassup! - Yeah, son!
你教他 你教他怎么说 You teach him. You teach him how to do it.
-你想让我做 -是啊 让我们看看都是怎么做的 - You want me to do it? - Yeah, show us how it's all done.
该死的 好吧 在它的皮肤上擦乳液 Damn, all right. "Rubs lotion on its skin,
不然它又会软下去了 妈的 or else it gets the hose again. Shit."
哇喔喔喔喔 伙计 Whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, man.
-什么鬼 才不是 -好吧 哇哇哇 - What the fuck? No. - Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-不是这样子的 -不是吗 - No. - No?
那你他妈说一下 老兄 Then you fucking do it then,dude.
天啊 我刚才就问你了 别让我为难 Geez. I asked you first.Don't put me on the spot.
我觉得泰勒不会同意的 I don't think Tyler approves.
好吧 All right.
不行 我不…不行 No. I'm no... No!
-就说吧 -我该说些什么 - Just do it! - What am I supposed to say?
-"黑人口音" -就告诉他们怎么… - Like a black accent? - Show them how to...
给我们来个来自新奥尔良黑人老妇的口音吧 伙计 Do us the fucking old black lady from New Orleans accent, man.
-就这么做吧 -带着黑人的口音吗 - Just do it. Yeah. - With the black accent?
好吧 这很蠢 来吧 Okay. It's dumb, come on.
泰勒 Tyler!
老兄啊 Man.
别做个小猫咪 胆小鬼 Don't be a pussy,motherfucker.
你行的 You've got it!
好吧 你把乳液涂在你的皮肤上 看 宝贝 "All right, you put the lotion on your skin, look, baby.
懂我意思吗 在皮肤上 不好意思 All right? On its skin, 'scuse me.
好吧 你得好好地擦 All right? You rub it in real good.
你把它擦一遍 All over, you rub it in.
不然就又会变软了 Or else you're gonna get the hose again."
就酱 你知道的吧 就这么简单 It's just, you know,it's simple.
你知道的吧 You know?
-很好 -是啊 太好了 伙计 - That's good. - That was great, man.
我喜欢你 I like you.
好吧 好吧 来吧 Okay. Okay, come on.
让我们再来玩另一个游戏 呃 Let's, uh... Let's play another fucking game, uh...
好 请吧 Yes! Please.
能不能... 给我一杯啤酒 Can I...? Give me a beer.
是啊 是啊 去他妈的那个游戏 Yeah, yeah. Fuck that game.
让我们玩个新的 Let's play a new game.
你 呃……那个什么来着 You, uh...What's that fucking, uh...?
哦 呃……什么都不说 Oh, uh... Talk about nothing!
-就是那个维基百科的游戏 -对对对 - The Wikipedia game. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
胡说八道 Talking without knowing!
-胡编乱造 -对 就是胡说八道 - Talk about knowing. - Talk without knowing!
你玩过这个游戏吗 泰勒 You ever played this game? Tyler.
基本上是 我们给你一个主题 诸如此类 Basically, we give you a subject, something like that,
然后你开始就它胡扯 and then you've got to bullshit it.
但你必须尽可能地说得专业点 But you've got to sound a professional as possible.
即使你真的不知道 你也要假装 Even if you don't know it,you've got to pretend
-你知道并相信自己说的胡话 -好的 - that you know your shit. - Okay!
罗迪 变性 Roddy, sex change.
变性 变性 变性 Sex change? Sex change, sex change.
变性主要是和阴蒂有关 So we're dealing with the clitoris,
由于荷尔蒙激素的作用 它会充血 which is already engorged,because of the hormones,
但是我们可以通过皮肤移植 but we've further enhanced the new penis
来增强新造的阴茎 with a graft of skin taken from the body,
最好是从一个没有毛发的地方取皮 preferably from a place with no hair.
做好了一个大阴茎后 Make the bigger penis
如果你愿意的话 我们可以把阴唇 and then we take the labia
做成一个阴囊 and form it into a ball sack,if you will.
最后大功告成了 And voilà.
-一个新的阴茎 -你是个天才 - A new penis. - You're a genius!
-太棒了 -谢谢 - Bravo! - Thank you.
-好的 好的 -很优秀 - All right, all right. - Beautiful.
谢谢夸奖 谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you,thank you.
你作弊了吗 你在维基百科上查过吗 Did you cheat? Did you look it up on Wikipedia?
到你啦 到你啦 I got you, I got you.
嘿 嘿 嘿 泰勒 Hey! Hey! Hey! Tyler!
泰勒 Tyler!
黑洞 Black holes.
-噢喔 -黑洞 - Ooh! - Black holes.
-这很好 这很好 -德格拉斯 - This is good. This is good. - DeGrasse.
-他是谁 -我不...... 我一点都不懂 伙计 - Who's his name? - I'm not... I don't even understand, man.
-尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森啊 老兄 -尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森 - Neil DeGrasse Tyson, dude. - Neil DeGrasse Tyson!
学他讲讲黑洞 你看过他那本书吗 Sound like that motherfucker. You seen that shit?
不用了 伙计 我不...... 不玩了 I'm good, man, I don't...I'm good.
我给我的狗也取了那名字 That's why I named my dog that shit.
-我不打算玩这个了 -来吧 - I'm gonna sit this one out. - Come on!
-我为什么就不能不玩呢 -泰勒 - Why can't I just sit this one out? - Tyler!
-这很有趣的 -拜托 我们都是他妈的 - That's a fun one. - Come on, we all fucking,
要让我们看起来都像傻瓜 伙计 we all looking like jackasses, man.
这他妈的才是关键 That's the whole fucking point.
来吧 这是一个有趣的话题 真的 就玩吧 Come on, it's a fun subject. This is a fun one, just do it.
呃 好的 嗯 Um, okay. Um...
黑洞 Black holes.
黑洞是......在 Black holes are a...a place in...
-在太空里的 -嗯 - in space... - Yeah?
在空间与下一个黑暗空间相遇 然后…… ...where space meets the next space of dark, and...
很好 继续 加油 加油 加油 It's good, keep going. Come on, come on, come on!
作为一艘宇宙飞船 它 这太......我不知道了 As a spaceship, it...This is so s... I don't know
不是的 你说得很好 伙计 No, you're doing good,man!
你说得很好 继续 You're doing really good! Keep going,
-继续 加油 -好的 冷静点 老兄 - keep going! Come on! - Okay, chill out, dude.
如果有一艘宇宙飞船怎么办 What if there was a spaceship?
你们有洗手间吗 You got a bathroom?
楼下有浴室吗 Do you have a bathroom downstairs?
如果你想尿尿 就到外面去 伙计 If you want to pee,just go outside, man.
-随便在什么地方小便 -好的 - Just pee anywhere. - Okay.
我只是...... 我要用一下洗手间 很快的 I just... I gotta use the bathroom real quick.
-我马上回来 -行行 知道了 - I'll be right back. - Yeah, yeah. You got it man.
-谢谢 -好了 下一个是谁 下一个是谁 - Thank you. - All right, who's next, who's next?
我想来 我想来 I want to go,I want to go.
好的 割礼 All right, circumcision.
嘿 Hey.
-怎么了 -怎么了 - What up? - What up?
-唷 -唷 - Yo. - Yo.
麦克斯真是个混蛋 Max is a fucking asshole.
是不是很尴尬 Was that...Was that awkward?
我没事 It's all good.
我没有生气 我很好 I ain't tripping,I'm chilling.
好吧 All right.
噢 妈的 Oh, shit.
哟 不要在走廊上撒尿 Yo, don't pee on the porch!
不要在走廊上撒尿 Don't pee on the porch.
皮特 你说那个能收到 呃 Pete, where'd you say that spot was to get...
-啥 -能收到手机信号的地儿是哪来着 - What's that? - ...cell phone reception?
往那边走半英里 伙计 Half a mile down that way,man.
其实半英里不到 你懂的 But not even half a mile,you know what I mean?
你要去哪里 Where you going?
我要去打电话给卡门 I'm just 'bout to go call Carmen real quick.
我就去这座桥那里 然后就回来 I'm going to this bridge and coming right back.
-帮我向她问好 -好的 - Tell her I said hi. - A'ight.
-好的 -好 - A'ight. - A'ight.
嘿 科斯莫 Hey, Cosmo!
皮特 科斯莫在那里 Pete, Cosmo's right there.
嘿 宝贝 你怎么样 Hey, baby, how are you?
嘿 宝贝 你在做什么 Hey, babe,what you doing?
天啊 妈妈她疯了 My God,Mom's being crazy.
她在骗大家 她没有在做透析...... She's bullshitting everyone,she's not doing dialys...
米吉塔 Mijita.
-好 我来了 -你在哪里 - Yeah, I'm coming, un segundo. - Where you at,
你要我晚点再打给你吗 you need me to call you back?
我们的房子真是他妈的一团糟 Our house is a fucking mess.
他们现在正在做祈祷 They're doing a prayer right now.
宝贝 你想听听吗 Do you want to listen in, babe?
如果你在这给我精神上的支持 那就太好了 It would be really good if you were here in spirit.
好啊 Yeah, it's cool.
给我一秒钟 Give me a second.
好了 Here we go.
嘿 这是安东尼 请留言 Hey, this is Anthony Please leave a message.
你这小婊砸不接电话是吧 Your bitch ass ain't picking the phone up, huh?
是吧 但是 妈的 我不知道了 Yeah, though, fuck. I don't know.
我感觉是你哪个女朋友在听 所以...... I feel like one of your females on the phone so...
告诉他我留了个口信 而且我是直的 I just left you a message,let you know I'm straight, dawg.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey, you.
你想进去吗 You want to come inside?
来吧 Come on.
怎么了 伙计们 What's going on, guys?
嘿 怎么了 Hey! What's up?
什么事这么好笑 What's so funny?
唷 不是的 是 Yo, it's not, it's
-太他妈的愚蠢了 -太蠢了 - fucking stupid. - It's so stupid.
-你要喝饮料吗 -只要不是甜酒就行 - Can I get you a drink? - As long as it's not a Toddy.
-我喝够了 -哟 你还好吗 - I'm good with that. - Yo, you good?
-和卡门谈过了吗 -是啊 谈了谈了 - Talk to Carmen? - Yeah! I did, I did.
她很好 顺便说一句 她也向你问好 She's good. She said hi, by the way, too.
噢 对 嗨 卡门 Oh, shit, hi, Carmen.
噢 该死的 Fuck, man.
哦 Oh!
好了 为心理健康干杯 Well, here's to mental health, huh?
-是的 -是的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
噢 为卡门干杯吧 Oh, and cheers to Carmen.
-为卡门的妈妈干杯 -好 - Cheers to Carmen's mom. - Yes.
还有桃核 And Peach Pit.
-耶 -对吧 祝你好运 - Yeah! - Right? Good luck with that.
-好 好 -是 祝你们好运 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, good luck, you guys.
哇喔 哇喔 Wa-pa, wa-pa.
是墙 你他妈的在对着墙走 The wall, you're fucking walking against.
妈的 Shit.
你他妈的撞的是墙 The wall you're fucking walking against.
抱歉 伙计 我是…… I'm sorry, man, I'm so...
嘿 好了 不玩了 Hey, okay, we're done.
真他妈的蠢 It's so fucking stupid.
豪斯曼过时了 Hausmann was out!
你这是在给他催眠 You're lulling him to sleep.
我就像个催眠师 I'm like a hypnotist.
-罗迪 一个狗语者 -你好 - Roddy, the dog whisperer, man. - Hello.
我正在对科斯莫催眠 I'm hypnotizing Cosmo.
尼科 我要换一下歌 Nico. I'm gonna change it.
好好好 没关系 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good.
伙计们 你们确保把防火屏放好 Guys, can you make sure you put the fire screen
在壁炉上了吗 看到了吗 on the fireplace? Like, look, you see?
你看到烟冒出来了吗 You see the smoke coming out?
嘿 泰勒 你手机收到信号了吗 Hey, Tyler,you find reception?
-这就是我们所有的罐子了吗 -嗯 收到了 - Is this all the pot we got? - Yeah, I did.
-很好 -谢谢 - Good. - Thank you.
不是的 我们这里有更多的罐子 No, we got some more pot over here of what we had.
噢 天哪 这是什么 Oh, my God. What is this
随便收集的唱片吗 random collection of records?
-我不知道 老兄 -这太奇怪了 - I don't know, man. - So weird.
他们中的有些人以前住在这房子里 Some of them were here in the house.
这里有六张唱片 其中两张是R.E.M乐队的 There's six records here and two of them are REM.
R.E.M乐队是尼娜的 不是我的 是尼娜的 REM are Nina's,not mine. REM, Nina's.
你不必为此感到尴尬的 You don't have to be embarrassed about it.
那是......那是快音乐 那是尼娜的 That's ...That was quick. That was Nina's.
-是的 那不是我的 -对啊 快音乐 - Yeah, that's not mine. - Yeah, that was quick.
你知道R.E.M乐队吗 You know any REM?
-弹一首 -弹一首他们的歌 - Do REM. - Do a REM song.
弹那首《站着》 Play that song "Stand."
-弹什么 -什么 《站着》 - Play what? - What? "Stand."
-《站着》 - "Stand."
你看起来像个孩子 你的头…… You look like a child,with your head...
这好像我高中时最喜欢的一首歌 It was like my favorite song in high school.
-干嘛 我喜欢《站着》-你看起来像...... - What? I love "Stand." - You look like...
我喜欢那首歌 从高中时代开始的吧 I've loved that song, like,since high school, man.
这是一首好歌 It's a good song!
耶 哦 耶 耶 Yeah! Oh, yeah! Yeah!
唱起来啊 麦克斯 Fucking sing, Max!
-热酒要吗 -热的甜酒最棒了 - Hot Toddy? - Always want a Hot Toddy.
需要帮忙吗 兄弟 要帮忙吗 You need a hand, bro? You need a hand?
不用动 不用动 不用动 Don't move, don't move,don't move.
我来拿 我来拿 Let me take it. Let me take it.
-当然可以 -谢谢 谢谢 - For sure, for sure. - Thank you, thank you.
-是“失去我的信仰”吗 -是的 - "Losing My Religion"? - Yeah!
“失去我的信仰” "Losing My Religion"!
是的 这很好 这很好 Yeah, that's a good one,that's a good one.
-是 是 -谢谢 兄弟 - Yeah, yeah. - Thank, bro.
没问题 No, no problem.
我希望你能弹这个…… I wish you could play it...
嘿 伙计 你怎么样吗 伙计 Hey, buddy. How you doing, buddy?
嘿 谢谢你 Hey, thank you.
你真的没必要做这个的 You really didn't have to, man.
噢 兄弟 没有关系的 Oh, man,no problem at all.
我不知道是大麻让我累了 I don't know if it's the weed that got me tired
还是整天推着那辆车的缘故 or pushing that car all day.
我想我要倒头大睡了 大麻好像把我麻痹了 I think I might knock out. Weed got me, like, drowning.
嘿 听我说 伙计 Hey, listen, man.
那是什么 What is that?
-哦 这个纹身吗 -嗯 - Oh, this tattoo here? - Yeah.
这就像是一个家庭昵称 只是...... It's like a family nickname,just...
-纹的是A1吗 -嗯嗯 - A1? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
极品的象征 你懂吗 Best of the best,you know?
字母表的第一个字母和第一个数字 First letter of the alphabet,first number.
代表着一切 Everything.
你今晚吸了多少 How many you got?
呃 51g吧 Uh, 51.
嘿 Hey.
噢 好孩子 来吧 狗狗 Oh, come on, boy. Come on, boy.
你今晚要和强尼一起睡吗 You gonna sleep with Johnny tonight?
呃 不 Uh, nah,
我不太喜欢和别人分享一张床 I'm not really into the whole bed- sharing shit so much.
我可能就......就睡在这张沙发上吧 I might just... just take this couch here.
你没有表亲 是吗 You never had any cousins, huh?
没有和表亲一起长大 Grew up with cousins?
-过来 -我随便猜的 - Come here. - Just a guess that I got.
过来 朋友 过来 Come here, buddy. Come here.
来吧 你想和我一起坐吗 Come on. You wanna sit with me, huh?
你想和我一起坐吗 伙计 You wanna sit with me,homie?
你养狗吗 You got dogs?
-没有 -没有养吗 - I don't. - No?
不过 这家伙让人想养一只 He makes you want one,though.
你和狗狗相处得很好 伙计 You're good with them,man.
他很喜欢你 He likes you a lot.
是啊 这种感觉绝对是相互的 Yeah, the feeling is definitely mutual.
-是吗 -不是吗 - Yeah? - Ain't that right?
好了 晚安 Okay, man,good night.
晚安 Good night.
嘿 Hey.
唷 怎么样 Yo, waddup?
泰尔 Tywer.
泰......勒 Ty... ler.
泰勒 Tyler.
真是的 Bull shit.
科斯莫 科斯莫 Cosmo, Cosmo.
嘿 伙计 过来 Hey, buddy, come here.
嗯 Mm.
呃嗯 想去散散步吗 Hmm. Wanna take a walk?
来吧 伙计 C'mon, man.
想出外面吗 Wanna go outside?
来吧 Come on.
嗯 Mm.
嘿 来吧 Hey. Come on.
看我拿到了什么 噢 Look what I got.Ohh!
看看我拿到了什么 Look what I got.
哦 不 不 不 Oh. Nope, nope, nope.
来吧 Come on.
去捡回来 去吧 Bring it back.Come on.
抢到了 Gotcha!
上帝啊 Jesus Christ.
-嘿 朋友 你睡得好吗 -嘿 - Hey, man, you sleep good? - Hey.
-好好好 睡得很好 -好 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, good. - Good.
抱歉我们昨晚太吵了 老兄 Sorry we got loud last night, man.
没关系 我睡懵过去了 Don't even sweat it,I knocked out.
一群吵吵吵杂的混蛋 Bunch of loud motherfuckers.
都还好 It's all good.
有什么我可以帮你的吗 Is there anything I can help you with?
额 我要给这些人做早餐 Well, I'm gonna make breakfast for all these guys.
-你要帮我吗 -哦 当然可以 - You want to give me a hand? - Oh, yeah, for sure.
那是什么 你在读什么 What's that? What are you reading?
《蝇王》 "Lord of the Flies."
噢 天哪 你看过……那部电影吗 Oh, shit, have you seen the... the movie?
80年代的那个版本 The version from the '80s?
没有 但是不要...... 请不要剧透 Nah, but don't...please don't tell me
因为它开头很好 because it's starting off so good.
我能告诉你的是 这部电影很粗野 All I can tell you, man,is that it's a rough movie.
我看那电影的时候还很小 I think I saw it when I was too young.
我爸爸带我和我弟弟去看的 My dad brought me with my brother.
我受到了精神上的创伤 And it was just...I just got traumatized, man.
它给我留下了伤疤 永远的伤疤 说真 It scarred me, scarred me forever. For good.
听起来你的童年很糟糕啊 Sounds like you had a pretty rough fucking childhood.
是啊 Yeah, motherfucker.
我的童年过得真他妈的艰难 伙计 It was a pretty fucking rough childhood, man.
去你的 朋友 我告诉你 Fuck you, man. I tell you, man.
不容易啊 It's not easy.
我们吃什么 你有什么吃的吗 What we eating? You got any grits or something?
-我还真的有 -好好好好 - I actually do. - A'ight, good, good, good.
不过 它是 呃 是玉米粥 It's, uh...It's polenta, though.
这个得需要一点南方的东西 Need that little southern something
才能挨过一个早上 so you don't have a little situation this morning.
我不知道该怎么做 伙计 I don't know how to do that, man.
我把这些给你擦掉 Let me get rid of these for you.
别担心 你家里有个主厨 Don't worry, you have a master chef in the house.
-我去叫那些混蛋 -嗯嗯 - Tell these motherfuckers, man. - Mm-mm.
早上好 老兄 这看起来真不错 Morning, Papito. This looks great.
嘿 伙计们 Yo, guys...
-早上好 -怎么样 - Morning, waddup? - Waddup?
你们的玉米粉要冷了 快点 ...your grits are getting cold, hurry up!
哟 一切都还好吧 Yo, everything all right?
昨晚没见到你 You disappeared last night.
我没有不见了 就只是......那个酒让我直接睡昏过去了 I didn't disappear, I just...Fuckin' toddies put me down,
我还以为是安眠药之类的呢 I don't know if it's like sleep medicine or some shit,
特助眠 like, that shit put me down.
你喝了那些酒后想睡觉 The toddies made you fall asleep?
我要睡觉这有什么问题 What's wrong with me going to sleep?
-嘿 尼科 -怎么了 - Hey, Nico? - Yeah?
你有 呃 生奶油做爱尔兰咖啡吗 Do you have, uh, whipped cream to make, uh, Irish coffees?
-有啊 -嘿 - Yeah. - Hey!
-好 在哪里 -早上好 你好吗 - Yeah, where? - Morning, how you doing?
哇喔 生日快乐 你看起来像一坨屎一样 Whoa, happy birthday,you look like shit.
嗯 就是...... Yeah, just...
-早上好 朋友 -你睡得怎么样 - Good morning, man. - How'd you sleep?
-很好 你呢 -也很好 - Good, man. How about you? - Pretty good.
很好 Pretty good.
-谢谢 -这都是为你做的 - Thank you. - All for you, all of it.
嘿 尼科 这个过期了吗 Hey, Nico,is this expired?
-什么 是什么 -生奶油 - What? What is it? - Whipped cream,
-它过期了吗 -我不知道 检查一下它的过期日期吧 - is it expired? - I don't know, check the expiration date.
-早上好 我的朋友 -你好吗 - Good morning, my man. - How you doing?
我很好 你呢 I'm good, how about you?
不要抱得太紧了 不要抱得太紧了 Not too tight,not too tight.
-我还好 -生日快乐 伙计 - I'm doing okay. - Happy birthday, man.
-谢谢 -我希望你喜欢这些早餐 - Thank you. - I hope you enjoy.
你 呃……你刚才也在做这个早餐啊 Did you, uh... Did you take part in this?
是啊 所以你就可以亲自品尝到 I did! So you finally get to nourish yourself
我真正的烹饪了 with some of my actual cuisine.
你们想要爱尔兰咖啡吗 爱尔兰咖啡 You guys want Irish coffee? Irish coffee?
-嗯 -你想要一杯吗 - Yeah. - You want one?
-是啊 -喝了不会睡着吧 - Yeah. - Not going to put you to sleep?
咖啡可不会 伙计 Not when there's coffee in it, man.
嘿 这里没有绿茶...... Hey,there's no green tea...
我不会叫你停手的 I'm not gonna tell you when.
好了够了够了 All right, all right.
尼科 宝贝 你想要来点吗 Nico, baby,you want some?
-这个味道重 味道很重 -是吧 - It's strong, it's very strong. - Nah?
我能放些生奶油吗 Can I get some of that whipped cream?
-我能放些糖吗 -哦 可以 - Can I see that sugar? - Oh, yeah.
-尼科 -告诉我什么时候该停下来 - Nico. - Tell me when to stop.
什么鬼 你往玉米粉里加糖 Fuck man, you put sugar on your grits?
-这是玉米粥 -一样的好吧 - It's polenta. - Same shit!
你以前从没见过别人这么做过吗 Yeah, you never seen nobody do this before?
是啊 我以为玉米粉是要放盐和胡椒的啊 Yeah, I thought grits was, like, a savory,
不是吗 salt and pepper thing,no?
我不知道 有些人就… I don't know, man,some people...
这是什么家族传统吗 Is it like a family thing?
不是的 有些人喜欢甜的 有些人喜欢咸的 Nah, some people like it sweet,some people like it salty.
我个人两种味道都喜欢 但是 你知道的 I like both, me personally,but, you know,
我想这取决于我吃的是什么 I guess it just depends on what I eat it with.
-是吗 -但这就像 是一场战争一样 - Right? - But like, it's a war, like,
有些人对这个真的很较真 some people really take this serious.
有时候我的Facebook上全部都是关于这种事情的激烈辩论 Yeah, like, sometimes my Facebook explodes about it.
真的是超级 超级疯狂的 Like, it's super,super crazy.
我看看能不能找到些什么 I'll see if I can find something.
你都不知道有多疯狂 You wouldn't believe how far this goes.
看到了吗 这里还把安吉拉和瑞秋放一起了 See? They got Angela and Rachel.
那是什么 What was that?
继续滑动 Just keep swiping.
那是什么 那是什么 What's that? What's that?
-噢 瑞秋 -让我看看 - Oh, Rachel. - Let me see this.
这很好 That's good.
-让我看看 -但这是真的 - Let me see that. - But it's an actual...
噢 不是吧 Oh, no!
有意思 That's funny.
哦 不是吧 Oh, no!
-去他的的迈克尔 -他们这还有迈克尔 - Fucked with Michael. - They got Michael!
这很有趣 Now that's funny.
但这并不公平 不是吗 That's not really fair, though,is it, man?
我是说 这家伙已经死了 I mean, the guy's dead.
他不应该也在榜单上 He can't exactly call out on that, can he?
我想尝尝放些糖在玉米粥里 让我试试 I want to try some of this sugar on my grits. Let me try this.
-味道还行吗 -是的 - Is this okay? - Yeah.
这效果应该和瑞秋·多利扎尔也差不多吧 Is this, like, a Rachel Dolezal sort of thing?
应该也不难接受吧 It's off limits to me?
说不准哦 I won't tell.
哟 这是一个勇敢的......大胆的决定 Yo, that's a brave...This is a bold decision.
混蛋们你们好 What's up, motherfuckers?
-噢 -生日快乐 - Oh! - Happy birthday!
嘿 Hey!
-你们什么时候回来的 -哟 嘿 - When did you guys get back? - Yo, hey!
-两天前 -真的吗 - Like two days ago. - Really?
嗯 Yeah.
-怎么样 我的朋友 -很高兴你来了 - What's up, my man? - Glad you made it.
-老兄 -罗迪 怎么样啊 伙计 - Dude. - Roddy, what's up, man?
强尼 兄弟 很高兴再次见到你 John boy! Good to see you again, bro.
-哟 我有东西要给你 -一块石头 -Yo, I got something for you. -A rock?
它可不只是一块石头 老兄 这是一个依利加(萨泰里阿教石) It's not just a rock, man,this is an Eleguá.
-提醒一下 -依列加 - Fair warning. - Elengua?
-依利加 -皮特 这是他从哈瓦那森林里 - Eleguá. - Pete, this is a fucking cursed
偷来的诅咒巫毒娃娃 voodoo doll that he stole from the Havana forest.
等等 你偷了一个巫毒娃娃 Wait, wait, you stole a voodoo doll?
真他妈是他偷来的 而且那个森林真的好他妈阴森 He fucking stole it, it was a fucking creepy ass forest.
-这种玩意儿那里到处都是 伙计 -那里就像 - They were everywhere, man. - There was, like,
-被死鸡包围了一样 -没有这么不吉利啦 - dead chickens around. - They're not evil.
-没有不吉利 -生日快乐 - They're not evil. - Happy birthday.
把这他妈的东西拿走 把它扔出我的房子 Out of my fucking house,put it out of my house.
我不是在开玩笑 I'm not fucking around.
这个很奇怪 我控制不住要看它 It's weird,I can't stop looking at it.
这有点像催眠 It's kind of hypnotic.
真的 泰 你想看看吗 Really. Ty, you want to see it?
我才不要看那个呢 I don't fuck with that shit.
你们这些家伙到底在吃什么 What the fuck are you guys eating?
-是粗粮 玉米粥 -坐下 - It's grits, polenta. - Sit down.
-随便什么 它是...... -吃点东西 - Whatever, it's... - Have some food.
我往里边加了点糖 还挺好吃的 I put sugar on mine,it's kinda good.
你怎么样 兄弟 How you doing, bro?
-嘿 你叫什么名字 -泰勒 - Hey, what's your name? - Tyler.
-很高兴认识你 -我也是 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah.
嘿 怎么样 我没看见你在那儿 Hey, what's up man? I didn't see you there.
-怎么样 我是伊莱 -我是泰勒 - What's up? Eli. - Tyler.
泰勒 很高兴见到你 Tyler. Nice to meet you.
伙计们 把早餐带上吧 要走了 Guys, let's take it to go.
-把它放到热水瓶里 -我们要去哪里 - Let's put it in a thermos. - Where are we going?
我们才刚到这里 We just got here.
把它们装热水瓶里 我们走吧 我知道 Put 'em in thermos,let's go. I know.
不过 我们还是去散散步吧 But let's go for a little walk.
我们去运动运动吧 We're going to do a little exercise.
小强尼要给他们做点面包 Little Johnny's gotta work them buns.
好了 让他们先喝一杯吧 Okay, well, let them have a drink first.
-来吧 -我们吃完了吗 - Come on. - We're done here?
-是的 吃完了 -开了好几个小时的车了 - Yeah, we're done. - Been driving for hours
这是一个不错的主意 now, it's not a bad idea.
哪个......哪个房间是我的 Which one...Which room's mine?
我想对我们来说这就像二八定律 I think for us it's like 80/20.
多点 多点 猛点 猛点 More, More. Stronger, stronger.
哇喔 够了够了够了 Whoa, enough, enough,enough, enough.
抱歉抱歉 Sorry, sorry.
-波多黎各 很好 -是 那是她的家乡 - Puerto Rico. Nice. - Yeah, that's where she's from.
是的 她来自波多黎各 Yeah, she's from Puerto Rico.
你和她在一起多久了 How long... How long have you been, like, with her?
嗯……现在已经三年了 Um... Going on three years now.
-这很好 伙计 -是的 是的 - That's cool, man. - Yeah, yeah.
-哦 是的 当然 谢谢 -干杯 - Oh, yeah, sure, thank you. - Cheers.
-你有多余的杯子吗 -谢谢 尼科 - You got an extra glass? - Thank you, Nico.
谢谢 Thank you.
生日快乐 皮特 Happy birthday, Pete.
好的 Yeah.
皮特 为这美好的一天干杯 Pete, cheers to a beautiful fucking day.
敬你的白地板 尼科 Here's to your white floors, Nico.
-现在我们出去活动活动吧 -为我的白色地板干杯 - Now let's exercise. - Cheers to my white floors.
干杯 走吧 伙计们 Cheers. Come on, guys.
好的 我们走吧 All right, let's go.
对 就在这个山谷和那个山谷之间 Right, so right between this valley and that valley
-有一条小河 -嗯 - there's a little river... - Yeah, yeah.
然后你就只要上到那里去 ...and you just go up there.
大概十分钟你就能上到那里去了 You go up, like,about ten minutes.
然后 呃 就在那里 And then, uh,it's there.
那个地方能把你弹射出去 That shit, like, catapults you.
这听起来很有趣啊 That sounds like so much fun.
还有那里 那是...... And there, that's the...
他妈的 Fuck!
古巴那里怎么样 伙计 So how was Cuba, man?
很刺激 都是火辣辣的女孩 It was dope,hottest girls ever.
-那里的女人们都很辣 -是啊 - Ladies are hot there? - Yeah.
比这里辣多了 A lot hotter than here.
嘿 伊莱… Hey, Eli...
你不应该抽烟的 伙计 You're not supposed to smoke, man.
你得了阑尾炎 你不能抽大麻 You've had appendicitis,you can't smoke weed.
你不能得了阑尾炎还来抽大麻 You can't smoke weed with appendi...
又不是用阑尾吸的 It's nothing to do with your appendix,
用的是肺 you smoke it through the lungs.
哟 排成一排 一排 Yo, line up! One line,
每个人都面对着那条方向 everyone facing that way.
-来吧 -尼科 强尼告诉你了 走吧 - Come on. - Nico, Johnny's told ya, move.
注意你的健康 伙计 Looking after your health,dude.
-去吧 罗迪 去吧 -我们在做什么 - Go, Roddy, make it. - What are we doing?
什么我们在做什么 What are you talking about, "what are we doing?"
我记得我们说过的 走吧走吧 哟 Remember we said. Let's go, let's go, yo.
来吧 宝贝 我们要上了 Come on, baby. We're doing it.
-不了 我不想玩这个游戏 伙计 -啊 - Nah, I don't want to play this game, man. - Huh?
-来吧 -不做了 - You're doing it. - I'm good.
你说什么 来吧 我们说了…… What do you mean? Come on, we said...
我并不是很想参加到你们的每一个游戏里啊 兄弟 I don't wanna play every game y'all play bro.
唷 我们不是在玩游戏 我们在做运动 Yo, we're not playing a game,we're doing a workout.
-我们说过我们要做的 -我不玩 - We said we were going to do it. - I'm chilling.
-好吧 -唷 强尼 - All right. - Yo, Johnny!
哟 排队 来吧 冻土锻炼 Yo, line up. Come on. Johnny Tundra workout.
喝光它 Drink it up.
好了 排好 排好 All right, yo. Line it up, line it up.
运动三十秒 休息三十秒 Thirty seconds of work,30 seconds of rest.
你们明白我的意思了吗 You get what I'm saying?
我来计时 别担心 I'll time it, don't worry.
-什么是...... -第一个运动是蛙跳 - What's the...? - First exercise is frog jumps.
-蛙跳 -蛙跳 - Frog jumps. - Frog jumps.
排好 准备好了吗 Line it up, ready?
就像青蛙 青蛙那样跳吗 That's like, frog,frog jump?
强尼式冻土训练 Johnny Tundra.
开始 Go!
把烟从嘴里拿出来 Take the cigarette out of your mouth.
30秒 Thirty seconds!
-29秒… -不是吧 来吧 - Twenty-nine... - No, come on.
有人带烟过来了吗 Anybody bring any weed over?
-哟 他妈的 -我知道这东西不好 - Yo, just fucking... - I knew this shit was bad.
-做完了 做完了 -抽烟时间 抽烟时间 - Done, it's done. - Weed break, weed break.
哟 泰 Yo, Ty!
抽烟吗 Smoke smoke?
这个 This one.
噢 好好好 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...
哟 Yo!
给我一点 Give me some of that shit.
-嘿 朋友们 -嘿 老兄 - Hey, man. - Hey, dude.
点着这里 Hits the system up here...
它实际上是一种混合物 It's actually a hybrid,
我觉得这应该是蓝色梦想(一种大麻)…… I think it's blue dream...
很难说什么时候轮到十字交叉 It's hard to tell when it's going crisscross.
真冷 Fuck, its cold!
十字交叉 Criss-cross.
啊 接着你的蓝色梦想…… Aah! Get those blue dreams...
要么就丢包纸 要么就丢了烟草 I lost my papers,he's like, "I lost my weed."
那个段子怎么说来着 "我有烟 What is it, "I got weed,
我有纸 让我们把它们合起来......" I got papers,let's get it together man..."
麦克斯 Max.
其中一个人很开心但是另一个有点... 也不是伤心 ...happy and the other one is kinda like... not sad,
或者其他什么的 但就反正更柔和一些 or anything but just kinda mellow.
哇喔 Woah!
噢 你拿了我的打火机吗 Sick. Did you take my lighter?
哟 你刚才为什么要那样凶我 Yo, why were you just about to punch me in the face just then?
是我的错 兄弟 我只是… My bad, bro, I just...
我只是不想玩游戏 你知道的 我很抱歉 I just didn't want to play the game, you know. I'm sorry.
怎么 你现在紧张吗 What, are you freaking out right now?
这就是你昨晚假装睡着的原因吗 Is that why last night you pretended to fall asleep?
假装睡着 Pretending to be asleep?
不会吧 伙计 你是认真的吗 Come on, man, seriously?
我为什么要那么做 兄弟 Why would I do that, bro?
唷 你绝逼是假装的 Yo, you were definitely pretending to fall asleep.
你为什么要让事情变得更难做啊 兄弟 Why are you making shit weirder than it already is, bro?
怎么就让你难做了 Why is it weird in the first place?
好吧 都是你那该死的朋友皮特 Well, your fucking friend Pete for one.
噢 不是吧 老兄 Oh, come on, dude,
我告诉过你皮特是个怪人 你知道的 I told you that Pete's just a weirdo, you know that.
他不是故意的 He doesn't mean anything by it.
我明白了 就像一个艺术家 I get it, like a...like an artist
或者一些别的什么奇怪的东西 or some weird shit,
-真他妈的奇怪的 -是的 - fucking weird. - Yeah.
但是老实说 你是更愿意和我们在一起 But honestly, dude, would you rather be here with us
还是更愿意呆在家里 or would you rather be at home
处理卡门的家事和所有的事 啊 dealing with Carmen's family and all that shit, huh?
呃……不 我更愿意和你们在一起 朋友 Um... No, I'm fucking with you, man.
我们去参观一下 伙计 我想去看看这房子 Let's go take this tour, man. I wanna see this house.
尼科自己建的这个房子 还是什么 Nico builds these shits himself,or what?
呃 他是 他打算重建 Yeah, well, he's, I mean,he's gutting them,
这些房子已经在这里有一段时间了 但他…… I mean, these houses were here for a while, but he's...
所以这个房子和那栋房子 还有36英亩地都是我的 So this house and that house and 36 acres.
-哇喔 -我只花了15万美元就买下了 - Wow! - And I got it for 150,000 bucks.
-不是吧 -很好诶 - No! - Good one.
是啊 我想如果我重修一下这里 Yeah, I... I think that if I do this work,
看起来不错的话 我可以卖到30万美元 it looks good, I can get like a $300,000 maybe,
-25万美元 30万美元 -你要卖掉这个房子吗 - $250,000, $300,000. - You're gonna sell the house?
不行 你可以得到比这个更多的钱的 尼科 No, you can get more than that Nico!
我不知道我是否会卖掉它 伙计 这看起来很好 I don't know if I'm gonna sell it, man, it seems really good,
看起来很漂亮 但是……利润也不错 Seems beautiful but...good profit.
你要在这里开一个窗口吗 You're gonna put a window right here?
我要在这开一个窗户 放一个壁炉在...... I'm gonna put a window there, a fireplace...
那你需不需要什么木火炉的特别许可证之类的 Don't you need, like, a special permit for a wood stove?
要啊 但是这里很偏僻的 Yeah, but here, you're in the middle of nowhere,
所以没人会在乎 you know, so nobody cares.
-噢 好吧 -嗯 - Oh, all right. - Yeah.
没人在意 是吧 No one cares, huh?
我们以后就见不到你了 We're not gonna see you,
你不打算回到城里了吗 you're never gonna be back in the city, are you?
楼下没有卧室还是怎样 So no bedrooms downstairs, Nico, or what?
啊 没有 也许...... Ah, no, maybe...
我不知道 这里会是厨房 ...I don't know. This is gonna be the kitchen,
反正我现在就是这么打算的 that's all I know now.
我有两个帮手 我会搞定的 I got two guys, you know,I'll get it done.
唷 你没事吧 Yo, you okay?
嗯 只是想查收一下电子邮件 Yeah just trying to check some e-mails.
嗯 太糟了 这里没有网络 Yeah, it's fucked,there's no service.
嘿 查尔斯 我们刚才抽的那烟叫什么名字来着 Yo, Charles, what was the name of that weed
蓝梦吗 we were smoking earlier,blue dream?
蓝色梦想 The blue dream!
各位 泰勒磕高了 You've got Tyler tripping balls over here.
他这什么水准哈哈哈 What, is he in the baby room?
小屁孩一样 He's in the baby room.
滴地滴地滴地 Di - de - di - de - di - de!
啊 他妈的 对不起 对不起 Ah, fuck, sorry, sorry.
-抱歉 -来吧 - Sorry. - Come on.
-很好 很好 -噢 - Nice, nice! - Oh!
来吧 Come on!
-多少 -呃 呃17比12 - What is that? - Uh, it's, uh, 17-12.
哟 泰 你想玩吗 Yo, Ty, you wanna play?
呃 不用了 我就是......看看就好 Nah, I'm good man, I'll just...I'll watch.
-好的 开始了 -哟 泰勒 - All right, go. - Yo, Tyler,
帮我一把 老兄 哦 妈的 give a hand with this, man. Aw, yeah, shit.
好的 Hell yeah.
-就放在那堆那里 -好的 - Right on the pile. - All right.
17比14 Seventeen - 14.
这混蛋打了个滴滴来 Motherfucker took an Uber!
这个小混蛋叫了个滴滴 This little shit took an Uber!
-那是艾伦吗 -真他妈有钱 - Is that Alan? - Rich-ass motherfucker!
你们能信吗 Can you believe this shit?
他妈的穿的是什么啊 What the fuck is he wearing?
嘿 你们就当没看见面具 好吗 Hey, nobody say shit about the mask, okay?
强尼 对 不要提 Johnny, right. Don't say shit.
鲁本 你就是一个王子 老兄 Ruben, you're a prince, man.
我一周中最好的三个小时 Best three hours of my week.
非常感谢 Muchas gracias.
谢你 Be good.
你花了多少钱 500吗 How much that cost you? Huh? 500?
你在说哪个 汽车还是我的亮片面具 What are talking about, the car or my sequins mask?
为什么你对金钱如此痴迷 Why're you so obsessed with money, man,
是因为你从小家境贫寒吗 is it 'cause you grew up poor?
这个周末我们又要听你讲述伤心的童年了吗 We all gonna hear about your sad childhood again this weekend?
生日快乐 我爱你 伙计 Happy birthday. I love you, man.
我也爱你 混蛋 I love you too, asshole.
皮特 这是什么沙雕群会啊 Pete, what is this for a weird group?
哇 查理 你胖了好多 What? Charlie, you look heavy!
我爱你胖的样子 I love you as a fat guy.
我天 这不太对啊 德里克怎么不在 God, there's no balance here. Where's Derek?
嘿 他不能来了 很抱歉 就只是我们 Oh, hey, he couldn't come. I'm sorry it's just us.
别难过 老兄 你也不错 Don't be sorry, man,you're one of the good ones.
-这家伙是谁 -这是我的朋友 - Who's this guy? - This is my buddy,
-我们一起工作 -不 - we work together. - No!
给我一个拥抱 陌生人 用不着握手啦 Give me a hug, stranger. Put that shit away.
抱歉 老兄 我喜欢抱抱 Sorry, man. I'm a hugger.
尼科 太漂亮了 Nico! Beautiful!
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
这是什么 嘿 这是给我的吗 What's this? Hey! This for me?
这是给我们所有人准备的 伙计 That's for all of us, man!
-这不是我的生日礼物吗 -你得分享给其他人啊 - Not my birthday present? - You have to share.
这是给所有人的 It's for all the boys.
这对每个人来说都会很有趣的 It's gonna be fun for everyone.
这里 你看 Here, check this out.
你带了什么 尸体吗 What'd you bring,a corpse?
以后会是的 宝贝 我们要办了它 It will be soon, baby,we're gonna kill it.
啊 妈的 Aw, shit.
你们看到这个小粗短手指了吗 在接下来的四年内 You see this tiny stubby finger? This is gonna be pressed up
它要伸进我们所有人的屁股里 inside of all of our asses for the next four years.
而我们还得任他戳 And we've gotta fucking deal with it.
-糖果在哪儿 -没有 没有糖果 - Where's the candy? - No, no candy.
不需要糖果 伙计 我们只是要揍这玩意儿 No need for candy, man,we'll just beat him up
再拿刀子捅几下 肯定很有意思 and stab him a little. It'll be fun.
你们会喜欢的 尤其是你 You'll love it, especially you.
你难道不想伤害这个种族主义的混蛋吗 Don't you wanna hurt this racist motherfucker!
开玩笑的 伙计 我会给你弄点糖来的 Be fun, man,but I'll get you some candy,
我给你拿糖 好吗 I'll get you candy, all right?
-我们有糖果 好吗 -好的 - We got candy, okay? - Okay.
我也想带糖来的 I didn't mean to leave the candy behind.
尼科 那个游泳洞在哪儿 Nico, where is that swimming hole?
那个洞 那条路几百英尺的地方 伙计 The hole? Couple of hundred feet that way, man.
我们现在可以去那了吗 我想要跳进去 Can we go right now? I wanna jump in that shit.
-我跟别人打赌了 -天太冷了 伙计 - I... I gotta win a bet. - It's too cold to do that, man.
不 不 冷只是温度的一种 No, no. Cold is just a temperature.
-我们能去了吗 -好 当然 - Can we go? - Yeah. Sure.
我们快点换一下衣服然后我们就走 好吧 Let's get changed real quick and we'll go, all right?
-现在吗 -是的 马上 - Right away? - Yeah, right away.
现在的人们真是难以置信 The crowd was unbelievable today.
你知道 我看着雨…… You know,I looked at the rain...
-上帝啊 -…这从来没有来过 - Jesus! God damnit! - ...which just never came.
我们演讲结束了 You know,we finished the speech.
这个混蛋 This motherfucker.
该死的 Motherfucker.
这家伙演讲中说什么天会晴的 太阳会出来的是吧 This guy says that it got sunny,that the sun opened up, right,
然后这个傻逼录像里边 and there's fucking footage of him
他是在雨中发表的傻逼法西斯式演说 giving his fascist speech in the fucking rain.
嗯 是就职典礼对吧 Yeah, for the inauguration, right?
这货连个天气都搞不真 你们说呢 Okay, so that's lying about the fucking weather, right?
-是啊 -就该弹劾他 - Yeah. - It's fucking impeachment!
小心刀 兄弟 小心刀 Watch, the knife, bro,watch the knife.
刺准他的小弟弟 Stab him in the dick.
刺准些 Stab it in the dick.
-快刺 -哇 - Stab him in the dick. - Woah.
-把它刺进去 -慢点 - Stab him in the dick. - Slow.
好了 现在我们真的可以抓到他的小逼逼了吧 Yeah. Now we can grab him by the pussy, right? (讽刺特朗普对女性出言不逊的录音事件)
开拍 Action!
噢 我的天 艾伦 这太性感了 Oh, my God,Alan, so sexy!
你他妈的有多少套服装 How many fucking costumes you got?
哈 玛丽·波平斯小姐 Huh, Mary Poppins?
泰勒 你不是这里唯一的黑人 You see, Tyler, you're not the only black man here now.
谢谢你 我的兄弟 Thanks to you my brother!
这家伙真有趣 This dude is funny!
那才是我的黑鬼伙计 That's my nigga for life.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait,wait, wait.
来吧 艾伦 亲我 拍一张亲我的照片 Come on, Alan, kiss me,kiss me for the camera.
别他妈的告诉我要笑 Don't fucking tell me to smile,
我的脸都失去了知觉 I've lost all feeling in my face.
你看起来就像个黑色的假阴茎 You look like a black dildo.
嘿 你告诉他们该出来了吗 Hey, did you tell them to come out?
-嗯 告诉了 -那他们他妈的在哪里 - Yeah, man - Where the fuck are they?
别着急 Take it easy.
他们都穿好了 不是吗 They're all dressed,ain't they?
打住 打住 打住 打住 Stop, stop, stop,stop, stop.
打住什么 伙计 Stop what, man?
住手 你这混蛋 Stop! You asshole.
-住手 -闭嘴 - Stop. - Shut the fuck up.
抱歉 Sorry.
伙计们 这外面可一点都不像暖和的地儿啊 Guys, it's not exactly warm out here.
暖和是谁 What is it exactly?
不不不不 别这样 进车里面吧 No, no, no, no, come on. Get in the van man,
-你会把你的屁股冻掉的 -我想试一下 - you'll freeze your ass off. - I wanna test
潜水服 伙计 这租金很贵的啊 wetsuit out, man. It's an expensive rental.
泰 和我一起在后面坐 伙计 Ty,come back with me, man!
去他妈的 后面那里有点冷啊 Fuck that! It's a little cold back there,
有点团队精神嘛 Be the man of the group,come on.
-这 拿着它保暖点 -快点 快点 - Here, take that to warm up. - Hurry up, hurry up.
兄弟们都已经习惯了 The brothers are used to it anyway.
我们是男人 We're men.
我们可是团队的精英 We'll be the men of the group.
你穿成这样很难把你当回事啊 It's so hard to take you seriously in this shit.
你看起来像从屁眼里出来的东西 You look like you're on your way out of an asshole.
我不想出来 我想呆在里面 And I don't want to come out yet, I'm staying in.
我不想被拉出来 I don't wanna be born!
把我塞回去 Put me back.
-你还好吗 伙计 -冻成沙雕 - How you doing, man? - It's cold as a motherfucker.
哦 是吗 进来吧 伙计 这里很舒服 Oh, yeah? Get in here,man, it's cozy in here.
来吧 爬进去 Come on, climb in.
让我摸一下这个 这是什么做的 Let me touch this shit,what is this?
-是兔毛 -真好 - It's rabbit. - This is nice!
兔子毛 大概40只兔子做的 It's like bunny fur,it's like 40 baby rabbits.
非常昂贵 非常罕见 Very expensive, very rare.
喝完吧 伙计 如果你觉得冷的话 Drink up, man! If you're feeling the cold,
你喝得还不够多 喝吧 you're not drunk enough. Come on.
-哦 天哪 -喝吧 喝到你感受 - Oh, man. - Go till you can't
不到冷 feel a thing.
给我一下 Give it here.
-那是什么 -喝一小口 - What is that? - Take a little sip of that.
是爱尔兰咖啡 Irish coffee.
这是个好东西 伙计 It's good shit, man.
这样我们就可以像喝醉了一样 That way we can be like drunk
-但是头脑依旧清醒 -他们做得比较浓烈 - but capable. - They make it nice and strong.
是啊 这就是我想要的 Yeah. That's what I'm trying to get to, man.
我想要感觉我活着 I wanna feel alive.
这就是你搞这些事的原因吗 Is that why you're doing this with me?
这个什么鬼打赌 To do this fucking bet?
钱很多 不仅够我租这一套潜水服整整两天 It's a lot, man, enough that I rented a wetsuit for two days.
但我是和一个把钱肆意挥霍的家伙一起赌的 But I made it with this guy who pisses money away,
他不在乎钱 而且他当时喝醉了 does not give a shit about money, he was drunk,
这笔钱赚得可容易了 it's easy money.
哇喔 哇喔 小心 老兄 很滑的 Whoa! Whoa! Watch out, man! It's slippery!
哟 泰 你拿着保温瓶吗 Yo, Ty,you got the thermos?
我知道我在做什么 非常感谢你们 I know what I'm doing. Thank you very much!
哦 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
查尔斯 你要确保你在拍摄 Charles, make sure you're filming,
冒这个险会得很多钱的 man, there's a lot of money on the line.
-我知道了 兄弟 -别开玩笑今天 - I got you, bro! - Don't fuck me on this.
这下面有石头吗 Are there rocks down here?
唷 你把它全喝完了 妈的 Yo, you drank the whole thing, motherfucker.
呃 实际上 我的黑鬼帮我喝完的 Nah, actually, uh, my nigga helped me out with that.
把我的身体从水里捞出来 Just fish my body out of the water.
-好的 -见证我的死亡 - All right. - Witness my death.
-我知道 但是他妈的 -尼科 多少英尺 - I know, but fuck. - Nico, how many feet?
-抱歉 老兄 -可能是四英尺吧 - Sorry, dawg. - Like, four?
跳吧 你这小小的缩水的花 Jump, you little shrinking flower!
好了 就是这样 All right, this is it!
再见 Sayonara!
-我拍到了 -噢 这该死的衣服 - I got it. - Oh, this fucking suit!
啊 Aah!
拿他的夹克 把他的衣服给我 Grab his jacket,give me his clothes.
我他妈的……体温过低 I'm fucking...Hypothermia!
-我的身体在抖 -你还好吗 - My body's in shock! - Are you all right?
不好 说真的 我感觉不到我的皮肤了 No, seriously,I can't feel my skin!
帮他拉上来 Help him out.
我拉住你了 伙计 I got you, man.
怎么回事 What's going on?
救命 把这个衣服脱掉 天哪 我快冻僵了 Help! Get this shit off me. Holy fucking shit, I'm freezing!
-噢 我的……他妈的 -不要动 伙计 - Oh my... Fuck! - Stop moving, man!
他妈的这衣服就是块破布 我不是在开玩笑 Fucking suit is a scam,I'm not joking.
别乱动 Stop flailing!
没那么冷啦 伙计 别咋呼 It's not that cold, man,get over it.
你是怎么穿上去的 How do you work this shit?
这衣服就像防弹背心一样 This shit's like a bullet proof vest!
我硬塞进来的 你在做什么 I Velcro'd it. What are you doing?
我在努力 我在努力 I'm trying! I'm trying!
这是你的幻觉 It's an illusion!
-太刺激了 -得了得了 - So dramatic! - I got it.
-我他妈的外套在哪儿 伙计 -你说什么 - Where the fuck's my coat, man? - What do you mean?
-给我他妈的…... -你在说什么 - Give me my fucking... - What you talking about?
你什么时候变的性 行走的阴道 When did you get a sex change, anal?
知道了 我那东西看起来就像个逼 Yeah, my junk looks like a pussy.
你很幽默 混蛋 It's really funny, motherfucker!
我要用它擦遍你们的屁股 I'm gonna rub my pussy all over you fuckers!
给我身体加热 Give me body heat.
唷 我快死了 Yo, I'm dying!
把他的衣服给他 伙计 把他的衣服给他 Give him his shit,man, give him his shit.
-伙计...... -给我点温暖 - Man... - Give me some body heat!
嘿嘿嘿嘿 把他裹上 把他裹上 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Cover him up, cover him up.
他妈的 上帝啊 但还是不要抱我 Fuck! Jesus! Don't hug me, still.
他是唯一一个有爱心的男人 The only man with a fucking heart.
去你妈的婊子们 伙计 Fuck you cunt bitches, man!
抱歉 我不是故意让你受伤的 I'm sorry, anal,I didn't mean to make you hurt!
嘿 操你妈的 老兄 Hey, fuck you, dude!
泰勒 永远不要相信白人 Tyler, never trust the white man.
好吗 你知道了吗 All right? You understand?
他们他妈的会让你在荒野中死去 They will let you fucking die in the wilderness.
-你听到了吗 -听得很清楚 - You hear me? - Loud and clear.
会让你死在这该死的荒野里 伙计 Let you die in the fucking wilderness, man.
-喝吧 -快点 - Drink to that. - Hurry up.
-啊 -该死的诅咒 伙计 - Aah! - Fucking cursed, man.
-看我 看我 -这该死的诅咒 伙计 - Look at me, look at me. - Fucking cursed, man.
我不是在胡闹 你明白吗 I'm not fucking around. You understand?
我要把它从你的房子里弄出来 I'll get that out of your fucking house.
-这不是诅咒 -你在说什么 - It is not cursed. - What are you talking about?
嘿 比如把这一整块300美元的黄油吃掉 Hey, eat this entire stick of butter for 300 bucks,
然后我们就会找一些急需要钱的人 and we'll find desperate people,
来做这些事 直到用完所有的现金 we'll just find someone to do it until all the cash is gone.
要是能亲眼看看就好了 I'm gonna hold you to that shit.
有时候有点心酸 不过很有趣 We'll see some really sad shit that way, it's fun.
我可不会为了钱专门吃黄油 I would eat the butter just for the pleasure.
你有做过那种事吗 Have you ever done that?
黄油还能怎么玩啊 What else is there to do with butter?
很好 你唱得越来越好了 That's good,you're getting better!
好了 随意点 随意点 Okay, do feather, do feather!
不要想 不要想 Don't think, don't think.
哦喔 Ohh!
谢谢 罗迪 你在这里工作吗 Thanks, Roddy. Are you working here?
你为什么不放松一下呢 Why don't you relax a bit?
是吧 我应该拿薪水的 I know, right? I should be on salary.
来吧 休息一下 Come on, take a break.
嗯 嗯 Mmm! Mmm!
嗯 Mmm!
你想要吃我的吗 你喜欢吗 You want mine? You like it?
-好啊 -我不能吃奶酪 - Yeah! - I can't eat cheese.
-我有乳糖不耐症的 -给我吃 - I'm lactose intolerant, here. - Cheese me.
来吧 泰勒 Go on, Tyler.
真棒 Yes!
嘿 Hey!
哇喔 上帝啊 Whoa, Jesus.
哇喔什么 Whoa, what?
不要嫉妒我们的活力 好吗 Don't be jealous of our dynamic, okay?
这就像在观看海洋世界的表演一样 It's just like watching a Sea World show.
嘿 伊莱 古巴人对特朗普上台 Hey, so, Eli, like, what are-- how are the Cuban people
作何感想啊 feeling about all the election stuff?
不是 不是 和他讲讲那块石头 No, no, tell him about the rock!
告诉他关于依利加的事 Tell him about the fucking Eleguá,
-那个该死的......一个鬼石头 -他都不知道那是什么 - the fucking... a ghost rock. - He doesn't know what it is.
他偷了一块该死的巫毒娃娃玩意儿 He stole this fucking weird-ass voodoo doll thing,
有一张怪异的石头脸 with, like,this weird rock face.
什么 它在哪 我想看看 它在哪里 What, where is it,I wanna see it, where is it?
你不会想看的 它会诅咒你的 You don't wanna see it! It'll fuck you up.
你是该看一眼 会带来好运的 Yeah, you do wanna see it,it's good luck.
不行 别让他看 No, don't tell him to look at it.
我告诉你 他想要搞你 He tryna fuck your life up,I'm telling you.
我可不是想搞你 It's not gonna fuck your life up.
艾伦 听我说 它会让你的生活变得糟糕的 Alan, listen to me,it'll fuck your life up.
我不......他们才不关心 I don't...they don't give a fuck
那边发生的一切 about anything anymore over there.
他们只是把我们当白痴看 They just think we're idiots.
他们认为我们是白痴 Well,they think we're idiots,
我觉得他们就是很开心 and I think that they're just happy
他们不在这里 你知道我的意思吗 好吧 that they're not here as well,you know what I mean? Yeah.
你有听说那些你之前 You heard of those things where you send
喷的那些事吗 your bullshit into? You know that?
每个......好吧 大多数的大城市和大多数州都是...... Okay, so every... most major cities and most states are...
那个该死的瓶子在哪儿 Where's that fucking bottle at?
他们想要夺走城市的资金 They want to take away funding from the cities.
这家伙得再来一杯 不是吗 This guy needs another shot! Right?
但是他又要纽约政府在他们周末呆在那里的时候 But yet he wants New York to protect his family
来保护他的家人 简直是扯淡 when they stay there on the weekends. It's bullshit.
唷 泰 泰 那是皮特的生日礼物 Yo, Ty. Ty, that's Pete's birthday bottle.
-别他妈的像个婊子 -但是让他 - Don't be a fucking pussy. - I know, but let him--
便宜货 Cheap fuck.
唷… Yo...
别小气了 兄弟 Stop being cheap, buddy.
来吧 干杯 混蛋 Come on. Cheers, motherfucker.
好吧 All right.
-坐个捷蓝航空 -干杯 - They got Jet Blue flights... - Cheers.
只要他妈的150美元 根本就是免费好吗 ...for like 150 bucks,that's nothing!
-还往返票 妈的 -就是啊 - Round trip, motherfucker. - Right...
去你的捷蓝航空 Jet Blue sucks dick!
-泰 拿那个依利加给我 -知道了 - Ty, bring me Eleguá. - I've got you!
你就他妈是个犹太人 You have a Jewish vagina!
嘿 那个依利加在哪儿 Hey where's that Eleguá thing at?
那个依利加鬼石头在哪儿 Where's that Eleguá,ghost rock thing?
呃 那个已经不在这里了 Yeah,that's not here anymore!
唷 泰勒 Yo, Tyler!
唷 泰勒 我向你挑战 Yo, Tyler. I dare you!
-嘿嘿嘿嘿 -怎么了 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! - What the fuck?
你的有多大 How much of a man, are you?
哦 你想知道 你想看看我的弟弟吗 Oh, you wanna find out? You wanna see my dick?
桌上没有足够的空间给你放 There's not enough room at the table.
坐下来 坐下 坐下 Here, sit down, sit down, sit down.
我们在玩威士忌游戏 We're playing whiskey slaps.
喝点水 Have some water.
-什么 你现在是我妈妈吗 -不 我是你爸爸 - What, are you my mom now? - No, I'm your daddy.
伙计们 泰勒不喜欢玩游戏 Guys,Tyler does not like games.
不 从来没有玩过威士忌游戏吧 No, never played whiskey slaps, huh?
他当然没有 你刚刚才编的游戏 'Course he hasn't,you just made it up.
好了 Now...
我一喝了酒 as soon as I take a drink,
当玻璃底撞到桌上的时候 as soon as the ass of the glass hits the wood,
你就打我一巴掌 明白吗 you slap me, understand?
别害怕 泰勒 你狠狠地扇这个婊子 Don't be afraid, Tyler,you slap this bitch hard.
-你能玩吗 -唷 这瓶你想怎么处理 - Handle that? - Yo, what you wanna do
要保存起来吗 with this one,wanna save it?
把它放下 把它放下 把它放在桌子上 Set it down, yeah. Set it down. Put it on the table.
对了 Exactly.
来 坐下 你准备好了吗 Here, sit down man. You ready?
-开始吧 -开始了 我先来 好吗 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. I'm first, okay?
好的 All right.
哇 Woah!
好了 现在我们开始了 Okay, now we're going.
-噢 真疯狂 -来吧 - Oh. Shit's gonna get crazy. - Come on!
-狗崽子 -好吧 伙计们 - Son of a bitch! - All right, frat boys!
好了 听好了 听好了 All right, listen up,listen up.
-妈的 -你们看起来超级可爱 - Motherfucker. - You girls look super cute,
但我们得收拾一下 but we gotta clean up.
不 我要报仇了 来吧 坐下来 No, I gotta get my revenge. Come on, sit back down!
我们得收拾一下 We gotta clean up.
再来一轮 再来一轮 One more round,one more round!
不行 伙计们 伙计们 他妈的在干嘛 No, guys, guys.What the fuck man?
-泰勒 拜托 伙计 -你没事吧 - Tyler, yo, come on, man. - You all right?
强尼 强尼 Johnny, Johnny...
我会回来找你的 混蛋 I'm gonna get you back,motherfucker.
-好的 等着你 -我会回来找你的 - Yeah, you will. - I'm gonna get you back.
我没事 兄弟 I'm good, bro!
我没事 强尼 你不用把我当个小婴儿 I'm good, Johnny,you don't gotta babysit me.
我没把你当婴儿 I'm not babysitting you.
伙计们 停下吧 Guys, why don't we stop doing this?
嘿 哟 Hey! Yo!
他们在展示卡泼卫勒舞 They're doing a capoeira demonstration.
我觉得不是这样做的 I don't think this is really how you do it.
不是的 这个舞不是源自古巴的 也不源自这些家伙老家 No, it's not from Cuba or wherever the fuck
这是 这是来自...... these fucks came from,this... it's from...
来自巴西的 it's from Brazil.
-而且是一种真正的舞蹈 -好了 - And it's a dance. - All right,
我的脖子开始疼了 my neck is starting to hurt.
走开点 我得要捉个人来当伴 Get out of here. Do I gotta tag somebody?
来吧 我和你 我和你 现在 现在 Come on, me and you,me and you right now, right now.
我不想伤害你脆弱的身体 I don't wanna hurt your fragile body.
来吧 伙计 我就喜欢这种摔角什么的 Come on, man,I like this WWF stuff, man.
-来吧 伙计 我和你 -不 算了吧 伙计 - Come on, man, me and you. - Nah, I'll pass, buddy. Nah.
我不太擅长…... I'm not really good with the...
嘿 泰 别这样 他不会跟你打架的 Hey, Ty, come on,he's not gonna fight you.
像世界摔跤联合会的人那样做 来吧 伙计 我和你 Like the WWE stuff. Come on, man, me and you.
回来吧 他就是个胆小鬼 Come on, he's a pussy.
-噢 伙计 是你啊 -噢 天哪 - Aw, man. Oh, you! - Oh, shit!
噢 开始了 Oh, it's on!
噢 耶 噢 耶 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
开始了 开始了 Here we go, here we go.
让位 让位 Make room, make room.
嘿 哇 让位 让位 Hey, whoa. Make room, make room!
嘿 我押50美元在泰勒身上 Hey,I got 50 bucks on Tyler!
我押泰勒 I got Tyler.
好吧 我押皮特50美元 Fine, I got 50 on Pete.
嘿 伊莱和查尔斯 伊莱 你有50美元吗 Hey, Eli and Charles! Eli, you got 50?
好吧 你赢了 你赢了 All right, you win, you win.
认输吗 认输吗 你个小猫咪 You giving up on me? You giving up on me, you pussy?
皮特 别放弃 噢 妈的 Pete, don't give up. Oh, shit!
好了 伙计们 All right, guys, guys...
等等 等等 伙计们…… Wait, wait, wait,guys, guys...
怎么了 伙计 住手 伙计 What the fuck, man? Cut it out, man!
泰勒 你他妈的太没用了 老兄 Tyler, you're fucking wasted,man.
-我很抱歉 -起来 起来 - I'm sorry. - Get up, get up.
看看这该死的场面 老兄 Look at this fucking shit,man.
-唷 我很抱歉 -你们他妈的给我冷静下来 伙计 - Yo, I'm sorry. - Fucking get your shit together, man.
我会赔偿的 对不起 I'll pay for it, I'm sorry.
不是 说真的 我有一个现金软件 我现在就可以付钱给你 No, for real, I've got a cash app, I can pay you right now.
泰勒 没事的 没事的 Tyler, it's all right,it's all right.
我很抱歉 兄弟 I'm so sorry, bro.
别担心 这只是个唱片机 伙计 Don't worry. It's just a record player, man.
别担心 别担心 Don't worry, don't worry.
尼科 我很抱歉 兄弟 Nico, I'm sorry, bro.
没事 没事 没事 It's fine, it's fine,it's fine.
但是 真的 你们要冷静下来 But really, like,get your shit together.
-泰勒 放松 -一切都还好 - Tyler, relax. - It's all good.
我们冷静一下怎么样 好吗 Like, let's settle down a little bit, all right?
-这只是个唱片机 老兄 -嗯嗯 - It's just a record player, man. - Yeah, yeah.
-我就知道你会赢 -我不在乎是谁的错 - I never lost faith in you. - I don't care whose fault it is,
就让我们把它忘了怎么样 like, let's just get it over with.
-你没事吧 -是的 我很好 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm good.
-晚餐准备好了 -好的 好的 - Dinner's ready. - Yeah, yeah.
洗把脸清醒点吧 Make yourselves presentable, come on.
好的 在我们开吃之前 Okay. I wanna say something really quickly
我想快速地说一点 before we start eating!
我只想说一件事 I wanted to say just one thing.
谢谢你们都来到这里 Thank you for having us here.
谢谢你们的到来 我知道不容易 Thank you for all your fuckers coming, I know it was tough.
但过去的一年真的很糟 But last year was fucked.
我…… And I...
曾经 at some point...
每当需要你们的时候 I have needed every single fucking one of you...
你们都一直在我身边 and you've been there for me.
你们每一个人 Every single fucking one of you.
这一切都值得了 对我来说就是全部 And that's what this is about,that's what it's all...
这就是这一切的意义所在 that's what all of this shit is about.
好吗 All right?
不管怎样 这就是我想说的 So anyways,that's all I wanted to say.
-为妇女游行干杯 -生日快乐 - To the women's march! - Happy birthday.
-为妇女游行干杯 -你这个愤世嫉俗的混蛋 - To the women's march. - You cynical motherfucker!
谢谢 皮特 有趣的演讲 Thank you, Pete,really funny speech!
很高兴来到这里 为什么爱女人就愤世嫉俗了 Happy to be here,why is it cynical to love women?
-干杯 -我们经历了不少 是吧 - Cheers! - We've seen some shit, huh?
-开始吧 -给我玩先 - Let's go. - Let me play now.
好了 现在旋转 转圈 转圈 Okay, okay,now spin, spin, spin.
好了 可以了 走吧 走吧 All right, that's good! Let's go, let's go.
-让他来 -大砍刀在哪儿 - Give it to him. - Where's the fucking machete?
-在桌子上 -就是 呃 直走 - On the table! - Just, uh, go straight.
你有三次机会 You have three times.
走走走走 Go, go. Go, go.
别倚着他 这样他会发现的 Don't lean against him,he gotta figure it out.
-呃 我到了吗 -你 快到了 - Yeah, am I there? - You're... You're near.
搞死它 Fuck him up!
打它 Get him!
好啊 混蛋 Yeah, motherfucker!
停停停停 Stop, stop, stop, stop.
嘿 强尼 Hey, John.
听着 我们刚刚只是在玩而已 Look, we were just fucking around back there, man.
你知道的......你知道的我不暴力 You know... You know I'm not violent.
你知道的我没搞砸 You know I'm not fucked up.
唷 别担心 别担心 老兄 Yo, don't sweat it, don't sweat it at all, man.
嘿 尼科 尼科……让我赔偿…… Hey, Nico, Nico...Let me pay for the...
唷 别说了 忘了吧 伙计 Yo, stop it. Cut it out, man.
别担心 一切都好 Don't worry about,it's all good.
-好吧 好吧 -我的朋友 泰 - All right, all right - My man, Ty.
我的朋友会做到的 My man Ty's gonna get it.
把大砍刀给我 Give me that machete.
杀了特朗普 杀了特朗普 Kill the Trump,kill the Trump.
-把大砍刀给我 -旋转他 - Give me the machete. - Spin him!
转圈 转圈 Spin him! Spin him!
好了好了 That's all right,that's all right.
-等等 -哇喔哇喔哇喔 - Wait. - Woah, woah, woah!
哦 妈的 Oh, shit.
你他妈的在说什么 What are you fucking talking about?
哟 哟 泰 你还好吗 Yo, yo, Ty, you good?
他是不是要吐了 He's gonna fucking puke,right?
-你还好吗 -别吐 老兄 别吐 - You good? - Don't puke, man, don't puke.
你是不是很不舒服 Are you gonna be sick?
泰勒 看着我 你是不是不舒服 Tyler, look at me,are you gonna be sick?
我很好 我没事 我只是需要洗个澡 兄弟 I'm okay, I'm okay. I just need to take a shower, bro.
你想洗个澡吗 上楼去 You wanna take a shower? Come upstairs.
好的 没问题 我们上楼去 It's all right, it's cool. We'll go upstairs
然后洗个澡 and take a shower. Come on.
我给你做点咖啡好吗 I'll make you some coffee,okay?
好了 好了 All right, all right.
-你是我的宝贝 -嗯 去吧 - You're my babies. - Yeah, go, go.
-你们都是我的宝贝 -嗯嗯 去吧 - You're my babies. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go.
照顾好你自己 Take care of yourself.
或许我们应该在那个东西里放些糖果 Maybe we should've put some candy in that thing.
查理 查理 查理 Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
唷 Yo!
嘿 我的错 Hey, my bad.
麦克斯占了楼下的厕所 Max is using the bathroom downstairs.
哦 尼科说你得洗快点 Oh, and Nico says you gotta keep the showers short.
水箱里没有多少水了还是咋的 There isn't much water in the tank, some shit like that,
我不清楚 I don't fucking know.
哦 唷 我们之间没事吧 Oh, yo,we okay, right?
我之前只是在胡闹 好吗 I was just fucking around before, all right?
嗯 没事 Yeah, we're real.
-好的 -好 - Yep. - Okay!
妈的 他妈的 Shit. Fuck!
婊子 Bitches!
他妈的 Fuck 'em!
一群混蛋 Cheap-ass motherfucker.
他在阿根廷的所有修道院都写了个这玩意儿 He wrote this note to all these convents in Argentina, like,
然后这些修女 "我们必须反对同性恋婚姻" all these nuns, like, "We have to pray against gay marriage,"
说什么"这是魔鬼的印记 like "This is the devil's work,
这是邪恶的 我们必须祈祷反抗它" this is evil,we have to pray against it,"
然而7年之后 教堂反倒要 and then seven years later,it was like the church
-向同性恋者道歉 -对对对 - should apologize to gay people. - Right, right.
还有这个教皇 他就像是个新的...... This is our Pope,he's like the fresh...
太糟糕了 太糟糕了 It's horrible,it's horrible...
-就像个年轻而冷漠的新教皇 -哥们 - Like the fresh, young, cool new Pope... - My man...
-你还好吗 -滚石杂志还让他登上了封面 - You good? - ...like Rolling Stone magazine put him on.
你知道吗 仅仅因为你不是纳粹分子 You know, just because you're not a Nazi
并不意味着你是一个好人 doesn't mean you're a good person.
他要向那些不相信他的 He's going around giving an apology toward people
和不关心他的人们道歉 who don't believe in Him and don't care.
喔 你闻起来像杏仁 Ooh. You smell like almonds.
你做了咖啡了吗 You made that coffee?
噢 妈的 我忘了给你留一杯了 Oh, fuck, yo,I forgot to save you a cup.
噢 不是吧 Oh, no shit.
你说"不是吧"是什么意思 What do you mean,"no shit"?
我现在就多做点咖啡 哥们 I was just going to make more coffee, man.
-这里就只有我的这份 -不用了 - Here just, have mine. - Nah, I'm good.
老兄 没关系的 给你 我做一壶新的咖啡 Dude, it's fine, here,I'll make a new pot of coffee.
-不用了 -我要煮一壶新的咖啡 - I'm good. - I'll make a new pot of coffee.
你就不能拿着吗 别做贱人了 Would you just take that? Stop being a bitch
喝了它 好吗 我再做一壶 and drink that, all right? I'll make another pot,
别担心 我们还有咖啡吗 don't worry. We got any more coffee?
整个图都很血腥 The imagery of it is all bloody.
如果耶稣看到了肯定得当场去世 If Jesus were here, he would fucking be over it himself.
哦 天哪 他肯定不喜欢 Oh, my God, he would hate it! He would hate it!
这只是一堆废话 It's all just a bunch of rapey bullshit.
如果耶稣进了教堂 他会说 If Jesus went into a church, he'd be like,
"你他妈的在干什么 "What the fuck are you doing?
为什么我在流血 戴着一顶带刺的王冠…" Why am I bleeding,with a thorny crown...?"
或者"干脆让我挂掉吧" Like,"Put me on rollerblades!"
简直是一场恐怖秀 It's like a horror show!
当然 我懂 Absolutely, I know!
泰 还记得我们都快快乐乐享受的时候吗 Ty. Remember when we were all having fun?
现在全他妈都消失咯 Now it's turned into a fucking fiasco.
是啊 总是如此 I know! It always does.
一切皆如此 That's where it always goes.
一切就是宗教 政治 宗教 政治 It's like religion, politics,religion, politics.
-现在世道就是这样 -唷 艾伦 - This is what happens. - Yo Alan.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
你为什么会拿着那个 那是什么 Why do you have that? What is that?
住在这里的那些该死的贮藏者的东西 The fucking hoarders that lived here had it.
-你在干什么 哥们 -他们有十幅这样的画 - What are you doing, man? - They had like ten of them.
-这里 -我受不了你们了 - Here. - I can't with you guys.
你为什么还不把它扔掉 Why haven't you thrown it away?
好的 所以 这里发生了什么 Okay, so, like,what is happening here?
为什么这么吓人 Like, why is it so scary?
这个婴儿就像一个恶魔婴儿 他就像 This baby's like a demon baby. He's, like, about
要从她的脸上咬一口 to take a bite out of her face.
不是 你知道吗 如果你想找乐子 No, you know what,come in the living room
-就去客厅里 好吗 -这是什么 - if you want to have fun, okay? - What is this?
为什么他像是要咬她那样 Why is he about to take a bite out of her?
还有 这个婴儿看起来超轻 And, like, the baby doesn't weigh anything.
-好像他们要亲热似的 -是啊 - It's like they're gonna make out or something. - Yeah!
那耶稣呢 那幅"神圣不可侵犯"的耶稣呢 What about the Jesus? The unfuckable Jesus right there?
为什么耶稣总是带着一只羔羊 Why is Jesus always with a lamb?
羔羊是什么意思 它没有任何意义 Like, what does the lamb mean? It means nothing!
它意味着它的母亲失踪了 It means its mother's missing.
泰勒 为什么 这是什么 Like, Tyler, why...what is this?
耶稣在经营一个宠物动物园吗 Is Jesus running a petting zoo?
这是让观众理解什么啊 What are you supposed to think when you see this?
为什么2017年了 人们还会喜欢这种画 Why, in 2017 are people,like, in love with this imagery?
-为什么是2017呢 -是啊 - Why is it 2017 in the first place? - Yeah!
为什么人们会把它贴在墙上还为它哭泣呢 Like, why are people posting this to their wall and crying?
任何相信这种耶稣什么的的人 Anyone who believes in this kind of Jesus
一定是一个低等的人 must be,like, an inferior human.
我不希望这些人去参加投票或者接触我...... I don't want these people voting, or touching me...
让我们雇一个演员…… Let's hire an actor...
伙计们 让我们把它们放火炉里烧了吧 Guys, why don't we go to the fire and burn all this shit?
我就问一下 还有没有更多的古巴小故事啊 Please, can I just ask,no more Cuba stories?
但是 我的意思是 我知道你们去了古巴了 But still! I mean, I get you guys went to Cuba.
泰 泰 Ty, Ty!
他还在那边嚷嚷吗 Is he still going off in there?
他就爱这样 不停不停地吵 It's what he does. He just goes on and on and on...
烧了 烧了 Burn! Burn!
我们带来了耶稣 然后我们会看着他燃烧 We brought the Jesus and we'll watch Him burn!
烧死女巫 Burn the witch!
我们要把他烧死 We're going to burn him!
-不 不 -好 烧了 - No, no! - Yes! Burn!
不 不 这不是个好主意 No, no. Not a good idea!
嘿 别把这事太当真 好吗 Yo, don't take this shit too seriously, okay?
这不关宗教的事 他们只是喜欢烧东西 It's not a religious thing,they just like to burn shit.
嘿 麦克斯 麦克斯 等等 他感觉不到疼痛 Hey, Max, Max, wait. He can't feel pain,
他们很神奇 圣母玛利亚不用做爱 they're magical,the Virgin gave birth to a baby
就生下了一个孩子 without ever having sex.
他妈的到底发生了什么 What the fuck is going on!
妈的 Motherfuckers!
嘿 等等 配个乐 婊子 配乐 Hey! Wait! Soundtrack, bitches, soundtrack!
别把我的房子搞塌了 哥们 Don't fuck up my fucking house, man!
伙计们 拜托了 别再破坏其他东西了 Guys, please,don't break anything else!
拜托 说真的 Yo, please, seriously.
皮特…… Pete....
嘿 伙计们 别玩火了 拜托 Yo, guys,not in the fire! Please!
尼科 等等 你要去哪里 哥们 Nico, wait! Where are you going, man?
跳舞 婊子 跳舞 Dance, bitch! Dance!
是啊 这些该死的管子又被冻住了 哥们 Yeah, these fucking pipes froze again, man.
-那太糟糕了 -是的 它们被冻住了 - That's fucked up. - Yeah, they're frozen.
嘿 你看到我的外套了吗 Hey, have you seen my jacket anywhere?
嘿 尼科说我可以烧了它 Hey, Nico says I can burn shit!
嘿 伙计们 不管了 来吧 Yo, guys, fuck that shit,come on,
尼科说我可以随便烧 Nico says I can burn shit!
不是 嘿 说真的 远离易燃物 No, hey, seriously, no, yo,stay away from flammables!
哦 我的外套 我的外套 我的外套 Oh, my jacket, my jacket,my jacket.
-我喜欢这个外套 哥们 -我需要它 - I love this coat man! - I need it.
等等 伙计 皮特 皮特 Hold on, man. Pete? Pete?
把我的兔子大衣给泰勒 Get Tyler my bunny coat.
-让我穿着它 我现在就想穿着它 -那我该穿什么 - Here, let me wear it, I want to wear it right now. - What am I gonna wear?
嘿 你在干什么 跟我们一起跳舞吧 Yo, what are you fucking doing? Come dance with us.
嘿 打火机在哪里 Hey, where's the lighter fluid?
你在这晃晃悠悠做什么 What are you fucking around for?
-你在跟我开玩笑吗 -给他点汽油 - Are you kidding me? - Give him the gas!
我想看到皮特被活活烧死 I want to see Pete burn himself alive!
他妈的没门 There's no fucking way!
噢 耶 Ooh, yeah!
把沙发旁边的那玩意儿 Bring the big tequila bottle by the couch next to...
上的龙舌兰拿过来 the thing next to the couch.
满的那瓶 把整个都给我拿来 The big bottle that's full. Bring the whole thing.
让他们来吧 Get the guys to come!
-唷 他们在玩火 -在外面吗 - Yo, they got fire. - Outside?
噢 不是吧 Aw, really?
他妈的 Fuck!
嘿 你好吗 Hey, how you doing?
你好吗 夫人 你好吗 How you doing, ma'am? How you doing?
怎么了 怎么了 What's going on? What's the matter?
你还记得我吗 我们的汽油用光了 You remember me? We ran out of gas,
我和我的朋友强尼 me and my friend Johnny?
噢 记得记得 发生了什么事 Oh, yeah. Yeah, what's going on?
很抱歉 我从尼科那边收拾东西过来的 I'm sorry, it got really packed over there by Nico's,
我就是找不到地方睡觉 and I just couldn't find anywhere to sleep,
我记得你说过你有多余的房间是吗 and I remember you saying you had an extra room?
是吗 进来 进来 I said that? Come in, come in.
-你确定吗 -来吧 进来 - Are you sure? - Come on, come in,
外面很冷 进来吧 it's freezing. Come on.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
所以 发生了什么 你找到了房子了吗 So what... what happened? You found the house?
是的 我找到了房子 但是…… Ye... Yeah. Well, I found the house, but...
尼科那来了一群人然后...... Nico had a bunch of people coming there and...
嗯 Yeah.
只是……他们都在共用一张床 我…… Just... people were sharing beds and I... I...
我只是找不到地方睡觉 I just couldn't find anywhere to sleep.
好的 你想喝点咖啡吗 Okay. Would you like some coffee?
好啊 谢谢 I think that would be a good idea.
坐下吧 Right? So why don't you go sit down?
-就在那里 -非常感谢 - Right there. - Thank you so much.
房子真漂亮 This is a nice house.
你真是太好了 太谢谢你了 You're so nice for this. Thank you so much.
嗯 我想听 我想听听剩下的故事 Yeah, I wanna hear... I wanna hear the rest of the story.
所以...... So...
额 就是我走出了房子 Yeah,so I come outside, right?
-嗯 -一群人都在那儿玩 - Yeah. - And a bunch of people were there,
我的车子被堵住出不来 so my car was blocked in...
-嗯 -所以我就想着说 - Uh-huh. - So I was like...
我我 我也不知道 我反正就走来了这里 I... I... I don't know,I just came here...
发生了什么 What is going on?
-哦 亲爱的 这是...... -这是谁 - Oh, honey, this is... - Who's this?
哦 嗯 呃 Oh, yeah, uh...
你叫什么名字 我知道你的名字吗 What is your name? Do I know your name?
-泰勒 是的 夫人 -噢 泰勒 泰勒 当然 - Tyler. Yes, Ma'am. - Oh, Tyler, Tyler! Of course.
你好吗 先生 How you doing, sir?
这是尼科的朋友 尼科是街角的那个 This is Nico's friend, the Argentinean fellow on the corner
买下了詹金斯房子的阿根廷人 who bought the Jenkins' place.
詹金斯的房子 尼科 The Jenkins' place. Nico.
行 那你晚上11点在这里做什么 Good, so, what are you doing here at 11 o'clock at night?
-很抱歉 我… -不 亲爱的 - I'm sorry, I was... - No, honey,
你不需要站起来 坐下来 坐下来 you don't have to stand up,sit down, sit down.
-我给你拿点咖啡 -他喝醉了 他得离开 - I'll get you some coffee... - He's drunk, and he needs to leave.
好了 亲爱的 我们就 All right, honey, let's just
-让他喝点咖啡 -你知道 也许 - let him have his coffee... - You know, maybe
-这不太好吧 -这是我的客人 - this was a bad idea... - ...this is my guest.
-我很抱歉 -不 坐下来 - I'm so sorry. - No, just sit down.
-坐下 坐下 -我很抱歉 - Sit down, sit down. - I'm so sorry, guys.
嗯 我不会让你和一个喝醉酒的家伙单独相处的 Well I'm not going to leave you alone with some random drunk guy.
好了 我去给你拿咖啡 Okay, I'm going to get your coffee.
所以 泰勒 你是唯一一个无法入睡的人吗 So, Tyler, are you the only one who couldn't sleep?
泰勒 亲爱的 Tyler, honey?
-泰勒 -嗯 - Tyler. - Huh?
你是唯一一个不能入睡的人吗 Were you the only one that wasn't able to sleep?
噢 哦 Oh... Oh...
噢 太感谢你了 Oh, thank you so much for this!
-小心点 别烫着自己 -嗯 - Careful. Don't burn yourself! - Mm!
-妈妈 发生什么事了 -德文 - Mom, what is going on? - Devon,
亲爱的 你为什么起来了 honey, what are you doing up?
你吹那个该死的东西让我睡不着 I can't sleep when you play that dang thing.
好的 你想跟我们的朋友打个招呼吗 All right. Do you want to say hello to our friend here?
-他是谁 -你好吗 我是泰勒 - Who's he? - How you doing? I'm Tyler.
-嗨 泰勒 -你好吗 - Hi. - Tyler. How you doing?
-你叫什么名字 -德文 - What's your name? - Devon.
-德文 -好漂亮的毛皮啊 - Devon. - Nice fur.
哦 谢谢 你想摸摸它吗 Oh, thank you,you want to touch it?
谢谢 Thank you.
-这不是我的 -去睡觉吧 - It's not mine. - Let's go to sleep,
-你觉得如何 -晚安 德文 - what do you figure? - Goodnight, Devon.
-很高兴认识你 -祝你有个愉快的夜晚 - Nice to meet you. - Have a great night.
还有 这"该死的东西"有名字 叫"中音萨克斯风" 孩子 And the "dang thing" is called a baritone saxophone, kiddo.
-你学白上了 -我… - I thought you were reading? - I was...
呃… Um...
很棒的孩子 Great kid.
你知道的 也许......也许我最好还是离开吧 You know, maybe...maybe it's best I just go ahead.
什么 你不喜欢音乐吗 What, you don't like music?
音乐是...... Music is...
我只是...... I just...
我觉得…… Like, I was...
我只是真的觉得我离开 I just really feel like maybe it's best
是最好的 你知道吗 I just go ahead and go,you know?
我觉得这是个好主意 孩子 I think that's a good idea, son.
好的 谢谢你 谢谢你的一切 All right, thank you. Thank you for everything.
我真的很感激 兄弟 I really appreciate it,brother.
不客气 泰勒 You're very welcome,Tyler.
好的 Okay.
-他是把你赶出来了吗 -没有 - Did he kick you out? - No!
不不不 不是那样的 - No, no, no. - Nothing like that.
是的 就像他说的 没有没有 Yeah,like he said, no, no.
你想坐车回家吗 Would you like a ride home?
不用了 没关系 我… Uh, no. No, I'm fine, I'm...
-你确定吗 -是的 我可能只能学会忍受 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I probably need to walk it off.
你怎么了 唷 What's up? Yo!
-你家伙 -你在干什么 - Shit, son. - What are you doing?
你在做什么 老兄 What are you doing,dude?
泰 Ty?
你在外面干什么 Yo, what are you doing out here?
我只是睡不着 强尼 我只是需要一些空间 I just couldn't sleep,John, I just needed some space.
我只是想睡个觉 所以…… I was just trying to get some sleep, so...
-你在说什么 -我走到…… - What are you talking about? - I walked down to...
西尔维亚那里…… to Silvia's...
谁他妈的是西尔维亚 Who the fuck is Silvia?
谁是西尔维亚 Who's Silvia?
泰 到底发生什么事了 Ty? What's going on?
你为什么拿着你的东西 Why do you have your shit?
我确实假装睡着了 I pretended to be asleep.
我不知道 I don't know.
就...... Like...
我不知道为什么我要假装睡着…… I don't know why I would pretend to be asleep...
我真的不知道 I really don't know.
这就是让你难过的事情吗 Is that what you're upset about?
-你是害怕吗 -我不太确定 - Are you scared? - I'm not really sure.
我他妈就知道你没睡 I fucking knew you weren't sleeping!
我不知道发生了什么 I don't know what's going on.
好吧 嘿嘿嘿 All right, yo, yo, yo!
好了 你没事吧 Okay. Are you okay?
我他妈的喝醉了 I'm fucking drunk.
好了 来吧 到车里来 All right, here, come on,come to the car.
没关系的 It's all right.
喝醉时这么做是不明智的 你知道吗 It's just not smart to do this when you're drunk, you know?
走吧 Come on.
好了 我们走吧 All right, here we go.
你还好吗 You good?
嗯嗯 我们很好 Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
谢天谢地我们找到你了 哥们 Glad we fucking found you, man!
我真他妈的担心了 I was fucking scared!
够了 老兄 Enough, dude.
我们知道你是出来打电话的 哥们 别担心 We knew you were out here calling, man, don't worry.
只是散散步 对吧 A little walk, huh?
嗯 只是在找网络 Yeah,just looking for service.
嘿 他们回来了 Hey, they're back!
他在那里 There he is.
你们还好吧 你还好吗 You guys all right? You good?
嘿 混蛋 我没说你可以 Hey, motherfucker,I didn't say you could
穿我外套 你这件一点都不暖和 keep my coat! This one's not warm at all.
他只是有点喝醉了 他就在附近 He's just a little drunk. He was around the corner...
泰 我想要回我的外套 宝贝 我不在乎你走路稳不稳当 Ty, I want my coat back, baby,I don't care if you're cranky.
噢 Ohh.
不 不 No, no.
你没事吧 泰 You okay, Ty?
-我觉得他是真的很难过 -为什么 - I think he's really upset. - Over what?
生什么气了 Mad at what?
我不知道 强尼说他喝醉了 I don't know. Johnny said he was drunk when they found him
在路边找到的他 down the road.
走路的吗 On foot?
放下你的东西 脱掉你的外套 Put your shit down,take your jacket off,
休息一下 get some rest.
我会来看看你的 我给你做早餐 I'll come check in on you,I'll make you breakfast,
你需要我做什么我都做 I'll do whatever you need me to do.
-好吧 -好的 - All right? - All right.
-谢谢你 强尼 -没关系 哥们 - Thanks, John. - No worries, my man.
我要把门锁起来 I'm going to lock this shit.
你看起来很困啊 You look sleepy!
什么 你刚刚醒吗 What, you just woke up?
你想和科斯莫打招呼吗 You wanna say hello to Cosmo, huh?
噢 Oh!
别担心 老兄 我搞得定 Don't worry about it, man. I got it.
我要......我要挂了 I gotta...I'm going to go,
我要和我的朋友们说再见 好吗 I'm going to say goodbye to my friends, okay?
我要和我的朋友们说再见 I'm going to say goodbye to my friends
然后我会给你回电话 好吗 and then I'm gonna call you back, all right?
嘿 科斯莫 过来 Hey, Cosmo, come here!
好 科斯莫 过来 小子 Okay, Cosmo, come here, boy!
过来 Come here!
告诉妈妈来接电话 好吗 Now, tell Mom to answer the phone, okay?
拜托 嗯嗯 好 我爱你胜过蕃茄酱 Please, yes, yes, okay,I love you more than ketchup.
查尔斯 请坐 把你的背包放下 Charles, please, sit down. Take your backpack off.
-拜托 来吧 -没有时间了 - Please, come on. - Don't have time,
-罗迪 没时间了 -伊莱 - Roddy, don't have time. - Eli!
不急不急 Take some time. Take some time.
-我可以坐下来吗 -请坐 - Can I sit down? - Please sit down.
吃吧 你需要食物 Eat. You need food.
-我需要食物 -你 - I need food? - You.
-让开 科斯莫 -所以你打算怎么搞 - Move, Cosmo. - So what's the deal?
你是打算把车还回去还是怎样 You gotta return the car or some shit?
-我们得离开这里 哥们 -动一下屁股 动一下屁股 狗狗 - We gotta get outta here, man. - Move that butt. Move that butt, dog.
这次你是从哪里租的车 Where'd you rent it from this time?
噢 你干嘛 我正要拍照发朋友圈呢 Oh, come on! I was Instagramming that, man.
我知道 但我们得走了 I know,but we got to go.
但如果我没发朋友圈 But if I didn't Instagram it,
这周不白过了吗 then the whole weekend never happened, right?
嘿 怎么没热水了 Hey! What's up with the hot water?
-用完了 -什么鬼 - We're out! - What's this?
我是不会再来第二次的 I'm never coming back!
-回收利用它 -哦 嗯 做成肥料 做成肥料 - Gonna recycle it. - Oh, yeah. Compost, compost.
-我喜欢 -唷 - I like it. - Yo!
-唷 唷 -哦 妈的 - Yo, yo! - Oh, shit!
你感觉如何 How you feelin'?
-很糟糕 -好吧 - Pretty shit. - Yeah.
你要醒酒液 还是啤酒或其他什么东西 Do you wanna hair of the dog,or beer or anything?
怎样能让你感受好点 Just to balance you out?
不不 哥们 我需要…… No, no, man, I need...
你有止痛药吗 或者 Like,you got an Advil, or?
我相信尼科有…… I'm sure Nico has...
是的 他家里肯定有这东西 Yeah, he's got something in the house, for sure.
-只要问问他就行 -好的 - Just ask him, it'll be cool. - All right, yo.
-你睡得怎么样 -很好 - How'd you sleep? - Good.
-好 没什么好抱怨的 -你今天早上感觉如何 - Good. Can't complain. - How you feeling this morning?
我很好 谢谢你 I'm good. Thank you.
我跟你说过我会做另一半 你现在不需要这样做 I told y'all, do the other half,you don't have to do that now.
尼科 你有那个 Nico, you got any, like...
头痛药吗 像止痛药 抗炎药吗 headache medicine,like Advil, Aleve?
我不知道 哥们 让我找一下 I don't know, man. Let me check.
好的 谢谢 All right. Thank you.
-嘿 尼科 哪儿…... -闻起来真香 - Hey, Nico, where's... - It smells amazing!
我们来吧 别担心 我们会做好的 We got it, don't worry,we'll talk care of it.
你做得够多了 尼科 You did enough, Nico.
别吞下去了 Just don't let it go down your throat.
我的毛大衣呢 贱人 Where's my fur, bitch?
我喜欢你头上那个 哥们 I like you in that do-rag, man.
我曾经也有过这个东西 你知道吗 I used to have one of those things, you know?
在高中时 In high school?
我班上有个叫贾斯汀的孩子有一个 This kid Justin in my class had one,
我想"我现在就给你20美元 I was like "I'll give you 20 bucks right now,
我想要那个"我戴了那个大约有一年了 I want that." I wore that thing for like a year,
我很想它 哥们 你可以要这个 I miss it, man. You can have this one
20美元 for 20 bucks!
-嗯 -给我 - Yeah. - Give me that shit.
-真的 -我会留着它 - For real. - I'll keep that
-你也可以留着那件毛大衣 -嗯 - and you'll keep the fur. - Yeah!
好啊 成交 Yeah, I'm down for that.
好了 我们有人可赚了一笔呢 Okay, one of us is getting a good deal here.
你就把它卖了吗 You're just selling shit?
-好吧 -去他妈的 - All right! - Fuck it!
嘿 泰勒 如果你想要回这个 说真的 Hey, Tyler, if you want this back, for real,
我们得在城里见面 we gotta meet up in the city.
-当然 -我打算戴到那个时候 - For sure - I'm kidnapping it until then.
-好的 -或者你再买一个 - Okay. - Or you just buy another one.
时间到了 Yo. Time out.
顺便问一下 有人看过这个吗 Has anyone seen this,by the way?
有人认为这是正常的 是合适的吗 Does anyone think this is normal, is it appropriate?
看看他 看看这个 Look at him. Look at that.
我要叫你健达缤纷乐巧克力 I'm gonna call you Kinder Bueno.
-在8英里…… -健达缤纷乐巧克力 - So, growing up in eight-Mile... - Kinder Bueno?
你认识姆爷吗或者...... ...did you know Marshall Mathers or...
好吧 好吧 我爱你们这群可爱的家伙 All right, all right,I love you beautiful fuckers,
-但该走了 -你们要走了吗 - but it is time to go. - You guys going?
-你们现在要走了吗 -是的 我们得走了 - You guys leaving now? - Yeah, we gotta go.
我们得照一张照片 一张照片 We need to get one picture,one picture!
嘿 泰 把这个给尼科 Hey, Ty,give that to Nico.
尼科 拍照片 宝贝 Nico,take the picture, baby.
不不不 尼科 过去 过去 No, no, no, Nico,get in, get in.
-我来拍 -不不不 泰勒 - I'll take it. - No, no, no, Tyler,
去你的 你也过来拍照 fuck you,you get in the picture!
-来吧 伙计们 进来 -是啊 妈的 - Come on, guys, get in. - Yeah, fuck you!
把这相机反过来 把它举起来 Turn this shit around and hold it up.
-好了 开始吧 -把你的脸拍进来 - All right. Let's go. - Get your face in this shit!
你进来镜头里没有 Shit, are you getting the picture?
让位 让位 Make room, make room!
我抱了条狗 小心 泰 I got a dog. Watch out, Ty.